/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54441856
ah thank you goy. I work at coinbase, and i'll give you the rundown on how we slurp up your funds.

You ever gone grocery shopping with your parents? Remember when they got back and would restrict what you could eat? Well I always had to unload the car anyway, so what I would do is hide shit in the garage, come back later, and eat it. If they happened to notice, I could procure the items if needed.

That's where I got the idea of looking for long-lost accounts with lotsa funds. I'm sure plenty of you goys died to the vaxx, and your bitcoin is just SITTING THERE WAITING TO BE TAKEN! I've gotten stinkin rich doing this, it's one of the perks of the job. I taught a few co-workers how to do it as well, there's plenty of fish in the sea!

Anyway, this crypto stuff is drek. I like good old-fashioned bullion, you know, that geld. At any time, your crypto can be taken away from you, or printed by a big entity. Hell even those maintainer nerds on github can just decide to print 1 gorillion more. Remember the DAO hack? de-centralized lol.

>>18619858
Unironically it started as a lefty/pol/ meme specifically designed to countersignal Jew exposure by making up an intentionally ridiculous alternate "theory" to ridicule the idea its Jews to begin with, and you guys have no idea about anything political so you fell for it 100%.

Reminder this shitcoin trash was about to fall out of its rank and lose it to Litecoin so the developers pumped a ton of money into the market cap by rebuying their coins to avoid it, then ran bullshit baseless fomo about how this clearly demonstrates "confidence".

It was about to fall into obscurity and die. Dont fall for their kike trick, buy Litecoin.

>>13414569
Just another fed agent scam, crack down on crime coin, control goyims funds.

Buy $1,000 worth of physical gold or put it in Vanguards index fund, assuming $1,000 is 7% of my net wealth?

Is right now a good time to buy gold or silver bullion?

Be honest pls