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>Get a call today
>Hello?
>Hi is this anon?
>Yes that's me
>5 second pause realising I am not some 50 year old boomer
>So uhm just calling to say your silver is on the way.

>>28854473
In case everyone is wondering what is going on today with $AMC up 12% in premarket:

r/WallStreetBets put out a post that went viral called "Tuesday2million". They are telling everyone to buy shares on Tuesday February 16 at 9:30am EST (market open). If 2 million people buy shares, then we will own ALL the AMC supply. Hedge Funds will no longer control and manipulate the price, shareholders will own them. A short squeeze will follow, but the price will skyrocket due o low supply whether there is a squeeze or not. This could potentially be a very important day for us, and will spark a bullish week filled with shorts covering.

This could make millionaires.

FUCK IT going all in on PLTR with next stimmy

>>27197257
good lord imagine if you such a reckless faggot like OP
I hope your parents ground you kid

>>27013830

>be me
>wake up to phone call from stepdad
>stepdad treated me nice 'till he married in the family, then treated me like shit for no reason for 20 years
>"anon, I can't BELIEVE you are recommending AMC and GME to your friends and family on FakeBook!"
>"what is the FUTURE of EITHER of those companies!?!"
>"I think you're fucking CRAZY!"
>I respond that it' not just a profit making exercise, but a lesson in the power of the people
>"If everyone under 35 buys and holds ONE SHARE, we will BANKRUPT several hedge funds"
>tell stepdad to turn on TV and watch pajeet complimenting GME HODLs on sending message to wall street
>tell stepdad we just enabled both companies to sell 1/10th of the stock necessary to pay off COVID losses and still keep their company
>tell stepdad we just bankrupted one hedge fund that exited GME last night with a one BILLION dollar loss!
>stepdad gets pissed off
>stepdad hangs up

TFW. :)

>>26700006
>my boomer stepdad treats me nice until he marries my mother
>boomer stepdad treats me like wet shit for 20 years starting as soon as they get hitched
>i tell everyone on my FaceBook to buy Gamestop
>get a call from boomer stepdad, he's FUMING
>"i think you're out of your mind making recommendations like that! what's the future of this company?!?"
>I reply that i like Gamestop, I like AMC and I want to save them from COVID
>I say that everyone on the internet agreed to buy just one share and hold, to keep the price high
>this allows AMC and GME to sell less stock to pay off debt, so they can retain ownership of their company while digging out of the COVID hole
>he gets pissed and hangs up

feels good man. :)

>>26532638
BUY [VXRT] NOW!

Up HUGE on anticipation of news about Phase 1 covid drug coming this week, probably late Friday.

This breaks $10 today easy.

You have been warned.

>>25632722
>it was all true
>>25628358

>>15441568
I sold some link when it was higher, stuck it into the stock market, made move three percent there and now that its notably lower I want to buy that link back and more.

>>14776986
>Bought in at 20, 25 and 50 cents
>Oh no its going down to around three dollars

>>13619140
>tfw when your funds are safe, forever

>>11195671
>i'm a nutrition major

>>10511927
>Is it good time to buy LINK bros?

>>8798266

>>7191329
how in the fuck do people fall for this pajeet tier scam

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