/biz/ - Business & Finance

Welcome to the Nightly News

Today's top story: 4chan janitor pees on his balls again, subsequently forgets the hotpockets in the microwave

And now we have breaking news....yes we are getting word of an imminent announcement, we go live to tuxedo pepe for details...

>>30318296
Based finns. That's the chan where spurdo and apustaja come from. Also has a strong concentration of LINK holders, which is why Finland ranks high on google searches for Chainlink.

>>29135862
>>29135938

Can you guys flirt somewhere else.

>>26564080
that is my main concern however i don't think that I am asking for too much and I have a good relationship with the company since they reach out to me so i might have some bargaining chips for just a bit more

>>25628494

Sorry I didn't buy more

>>24561547
Your inner pepe is happy, I like that.
After we get spark tokens, FLR, flr.finance, a separate project, will be airdropping Dao Flare tokens, DFLR, probably worth 1 dao. Then theres some fancy defi stuff you can do. But after the DFLR drop, you have 1 week to swap your DFLR on their platform, which I cant find yet, for YFLR. Im gonna swap about 80% of my DFLR at first, see what the DeFi environment feels like and probably and up swapping the last bit. YFLR is used for mining and staking and stuff, and also more importantly its the networks governance token.
>TL;DR: Summer of DeFi on flare networks. Gotta have spark to get in.

>>24263366
One anon was saying that the team used to be garbage men before starting iExec.

This just in, OP is gay.

>>23577399
What is Vlad is just a fucking patsy? Rey sucking up cash and licking VC arseholes for his next move.

*shuffles papers*
*clears throat*
PNK will be $1-2 mid 2021.

Nothing will ever dethrone Yahoo, see you at 10k.

This is fucking bullshit we need to switch to generals. Shit like geeq floods this board with 3-5 posts in a thread and 10+ threads in the catalog. Maybe you can't stop the scam posting but you can contain it.

Fix it faggot jannies

Georgia is now it's using Cardano for something.

https://tokenpost.com/Georgia-partners-with-IOHK-for-Cardano-backed-blockchain-verification-system-for-education-5307

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pNHsbiosAkM

>>22052002

I will never, not now, not ever, buy a jewish stablecoin worshipped by schizophrenic tranny janjans. There is no switch, there are no dates, you are all jewish retards. Fuck XRP, fuck jannies, fuck jews, I'm never gonna fucking buy it.
Never selling my fucking linkies
Never selling my fucking stakies
Neve fucking buying XRP

Mudslide in village... many missing...

RSR

>94 BILLION still to hit the market
>Devs don't even believe it can work
>Only 5000 app downlaods


Yikes

/biz/ is the comfiest board and has the most frens. show your support, frens!

8/13: This just in.

How to buy chainlink at $17

8/14: This just in.

How to sell chainlink at $1

And now for the morning news.

An influx of XRP shillers have flooded this board. Reports indicate bullish news is on the horizon. However, our expert team from the Department of Memetic Investigations have concluded that fear runs rampant in the XRP army. The most likely cause of this is Link's relentless bull charge heading straight for the no.3 spot for market capitalisation, leap(kek)ing XRP.

We go live to our team on the ground. Over to you Jim, what's it look like down there?

This just in.

Nasdaq is China’s bitch

FED just extended lending programs by three months to December 31st
>V-shaped recovery status: fucked

>>19511969
>And in other news, President Trump has just announced that all banks will now use a cutting edge cryptocurrency as their reserve currency.
>It's called stay-ter-uh
>Apparently the number does, in fact, only go up.

Sandeep reporting in. Please be on the lookout for bagholding shills trying to convince you not to sell into USDT