/biz/ - Business & Finance

Only made 120% on my TSLA puts this morning and I could've made 400% someone just FUCK MY ASS.

>the fed will never allow anything below 302
it's all so tiresome

bros when is this retarded bubble popping i'm bored

>>19751409
>tfw no flat-chested mutt cosplayer gf
i wanna die

BOBOS WHAT THE FUCK I TOOK OUT SPY PUTS AT 298 AND THEY'RE ALREADY WORTHLESS
CAN YOU NIGGERS CRASH THIS MARKET OR NOT

I can't take it anymore bobros. Im going all in 20x short on s&p 10mins before open tommorow. Wish me luck

>>18833301
fuck you, my puts are all dead.
all of them.
jerome won. the fed has infinite cash.

>>18824525
>Sell in may and go away.
>he thinks Clown Market Inc., sponsored by JPow Cucklord Supreme, with the full backing of M'jewchin and the Huwite House, will allow the market to dip a tiny bit.

>>18785746
>please don't let my puts expire worthless

>>18717500
i want to believe

I hate the weekends

>279 support has held like 13 times
what the fuck is this meme

>>18644860
you can actually see the brrrrrr candles

>>18587599
>t.

>>18524263

>>18507351

I held 100 of those at about 19 average for 3 weeks and capitulated 2 days ago at 14. Honestly just get rid of those bags at the next small pump or you will be holding till the next crash when it jumps from 5$ to 10$

>>18465887
fuck it, at this point i don't care anymore. i want SPY 400. 500, in fact. i want this to go down as the joke in history when 90% of industries were closed and the market tripled in value. people will laugh at how you made so much worthless money but i'll still have my bobo memes.

>>18460190
>for a century, oil has been closely tied to the stock market's performance
>UNTIL 2020 BABY LMAO FUCK THE ECONOMY AND DATA AND SHIT BIG LINE GO UP ALL DAY EVERY DAY

I'm out at 50% loss, you can start dumping now.

I become more antisemitic every day I hold this shit.

I unironically became a bagholder of a 3x leveraged ETF. Point at me and laugh

I had high hopes for this month