/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57971160
Those double-angle quotation marks are a continental European thing. It is utterly unsurprising that shill is a stupid frogposter.

>>55061787
Swingies get ACKed.

>>55005325
They probably weren't even aware of 4chan's weaponized ass burgers. The only federal employees that cared were White House political hires or DOJ or the glow ponies. SEC had no contact with /biz/ aside from periodically sending a crypto project to the shadow realm by deeming it a security. This is probably a Lovecraftian mindbreak revelation for the feds.
>Oh God, oh fuck, /biz/ and /pol/ and /g/ and all the other boards except /lgbt/ and /qa/ are the SAME PEOPLE!
>What have we done?
There are probably late night interagency meetings all over DC trying to wargame this shit by analogy in a way that doesn't end in ankle deep rivers of blood on Wall Street or the National Mall or the total collapse of the American finance sector. "Just pay them" is the only outcome that fits those parameters and so WAGMI is guaranteed.