/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I hope soijak posters all get burned alive

>So you're all just a bunch of virgin incels who are obsessed with the size of your bank accounts? Big yikes

>>29086414
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T SHILL YOUR SCAM VAPORWARE RUGPULLS INSTEAD OF MY SCAM VAPORWARE RUGPULLS

>fud gamestop (and it's not even fud because it is a trash company being pumped and dumped)
>wait for it to go sideways and options premiums to drop
>buy puts
>profit off the backs of normies on reddit

STOP POSTING DISGUSTING IMAGES OF COCKROACHES

>>24776340
>anyone who posts this shit with pictures like that is a bottom of barrel loser. get a life, do something productive

>Take the vaccine, do you want to kill my 100 year old diabetic meemaw!

>>23968044
>Returns looks sick too, 50% a week. Maybe you should start running the most successful hedge fund and become wolf of wall street 2.0. Youre full of shit, suck my balls with that inspect element.
literally you bucko
if you put the time in you could become profitable too after a year or two but instead you will whine and cry about how poor you are like a little fag

>NONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP LOST! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO QUESTION THE ELECTION OR QUESTION THE MEDIA
>you are a CONSPIRACY THEORIST
>due process of the law? NONONO NOOOO NOT ALLOWED ACCEPT TRUMP LOSE TRUMP LOST
>2016? russia? THOSE WERE LEGITIMATE CLAIMS THIS ELECTION Was 100% BY THE BOOKS YOU NAZI!

>>23822655
>TAKE THE VACCINE YOU ARE PUTTING PEOPLE IN DANGER ITS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CHILDREN ARE DYING. YOU SHOULD BE KILLED

>you better not try and swing that GAMBLING you cant do that YOU WILL LOSE 99% OF PEOPLE LOSE WARREN BUFFET TOLD ME TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SMARTER THAN WARREN BUFFET?
literally you mongoloids right now just fucking sell and rebuy $2 cheaper you will gain 20% on your tiny stacks

>>23591734
"B-B-BUT SIRS! TOMO = YELLOW MAN! YELLOW MAN = ALWAYS CHINKY CHINKY! ITS OVER GREATEST SIRS. BUYING THE STATERA TOKEN COIN NOW SIRS"

>>23451231
>YOU CANT JUST DEFRAUD MY FAVORITE CREDIT CARD COMPANY DONT YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE BOAT FUEL IS? THEIR SUPERYACHT TAKES 1000s OF GALLONS OF THAT STUFF!

NOOOOOOOOO THE VIRUS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EXTREMELY DEADLY TO OLD FAT STRAIGHT WHITE MEN LIKE BLOMPF. I'VE BEEN IN QUARANTINE FOR 6 MONTHS

>>23013215
>dead meme
>you should also die-

>>22910382
>I’m still failing to see how calling someone a Jew is any kind of retort against a terrible community and project. But whatever floats your boat, Dingus

>>22610096
>Goodluck /biz/

>>22206307
NOOOOOO I'M TAKING YOU TO KLEROS COURT!!!!!

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST INVEST IN TECH STOCKS AND MAKE 10% IN A SINGLE DAY NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DOLLAR COST AVERAGE VOO UNTIL YOU RETIRE WITH $1,000,000 AND 0/100 CENTS AT 69 YEARS OLD NOOO!!!!!!!

Literally dozens of posts last night:
>COME ON LINK DIP LOWER PLEEEEASE I WANT TO BUY SOME BUT ITS SOOO HIGH

NOOOOO JEROME PLEASE PUMP THIS FUNDAMENTALLESS ZOMBIE ECONOMY!

BRAZILIAN
BATS
WHY DID I FALL FOR THE NOTHING BURGER MEME

>>19515061
B-BUT THE BRAZILLIAN BATS!

>>19351944
S-SHUT UP THE BRAZILLIAN BATS WILL JUSTIFY MY 9 MONTHS OF RAMEN AND GATORADE POWDER