/biz/ - Business & Finance

Jesus, compared to the average business University student you autistic tranny niggers are geniuses. I started teaching a single class and I am able to view their group chats, it's insanely pathetic. They throw tens of thousands on call options and believe it's a sure thing because "muh earnings muh merger muh acquisitions".

I make $80,000 per day trading crypto.

I make more than that in a day of trading crypto. If someone showed me such an "accomplishment" in real life I would of course smile and tell them they did a good job, while silently putting them for being a childish fool. Not everyone can be me after all. Buy mETH.

It is regretful I did not put more into HSDT yesterday, however a 12% gain for the day is... acceptable. I hope you children bought BNGO at today's dip, I am already up 4%.

Final warning
Buy AZN before it moons
$200 EOM

Because I sold 100k mETH at the top.

I already sold
I'm not greedy

I make my investments purely on intuition from looking at a candlestick graph for 30 seconds.