/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24000546
tfw you understand everything & suddenly realise the fact, & that it's because you've been in this shithole every single day for 3 years straight

>make a thread asking why quant is being shilled so hard
>It 404s immediately

>>19436627
>guys

>>18493979
wtf pls explain

>late 2017
>some guy named Assblaster on a racist anime internet forum tells a bunch of NEET LOSERS about an emerging Blockchain middleware project that solves the oracle problem
>neets become deluded from funny memes and end up putting entire net worths into it
>ffw 2020
>bio weapon escapes high security lab in china
>itsjusttheflubro.mp4
>80% of world gets infected, many die
>entire populations quarantined
>economic crash
>social and economic realignment
>meanwhile said emerging blockchain project emerges
>makes entirely new economy possible
>current elite start notice
>proceeds to moon violently
>neets become rich AF just as all asset prices collapse
>neets survive pandemic cause neets
>neets proceed to buy the biggest dip in history, becoming new elite
>neets still spend all day on obscure mongolian basket weaving forum shitposting obscene luxury memes

what the fuck time line is this

>>13665789 & >>13665881
...which would mean they are even more autistic than /biz/. ...hang on..