/biz/ - Business & Finance

I come.. with a final warning fellow anons. The plan is in place to end it all, to pop the bubble once and for all. Tomorrow is your final chance to get out. Don't be foolish; don't let greed consume you. You were never meant to be rich.

NO REFUNDS~!
NO REFUNDS! WOO WOO!
NO REFUNDS~!
NO REFUNDS! WOO WOO!

LOOK AT THIS DUDE!
TOOK OUT A LOAN!
CAN'T PAY IT BACK?
NO REFUNDS~!

LOOK AT THIS DUDE!
TOOK OUT A LOAN!
CAN'T PAY IT BACK?
WOO WOO!

YO LISTEN UP, YOU ARE NOW IN DEBT!(DEBT!)
CAN'T CLAIM BANKRUPT AS A SAFETY NET!
WHATCHA GANNA DO? PEE YOURSELF?
WHATCHA GANNA DO? POO YOURSELF?

YO LISTEN UP, YOU JUST GOT WRECKED!(WRECKED!)
GOTTA PAY IT OFF, DON'T YOU FORGET!

WHATCHA GANNA DO? KILL YOURSELF?
WHATCHA GANNA DO? KILL YOURSELF!?

BREAK IT DOWN!
-Bass drop-

W-W-W-W-WAGIEEEEEEEE
GET IN THE CAGIE!

W-W-W-WAGIEEEEEEEEEE
GET IN THE CAGIE!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

*Crowd chant*

WAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEE
GET IN THE
CAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*repeat into fadeout*

everyone who's "cash gang" is unironically talking about less than 5k lmao

>>23373951
We're not getting the stimulus lmao...
Why would anyone think we are after all this time? It's blatantly obvious that they're just playing political theater until after elections. They don't give a crap about the taxpayers.

>>23222038
HERE WE GO WITH WHAT?
THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.
WHAT IS GOING?
WHERE IS IT GOING?
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

>>23149993
>Believing in Chinese propaganda against American EVs

>>22993418
Covid can take up to 5 days before symptoms arise, and it's common for people to feel "well and healthy" during the first few days only to get hit by a fucking bombshell out of nowhere. I'm not saying Trump will get fucked out of the blue, just saying that given only 2 days of information, we won't have enough to decide either way by Monday. Uncertainty will still be up in the air. Even if Trump takes a vaccine and shows good signs, the vaccine would have been untested and still present concerns over potential side effects or unforseen long term damage. DESU Trump is actually better off not taking some Witch Doctor serum made from demon sperm and just chancing it with Covid givin him a few coughs.

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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET INTO TECH