/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58486531
Yeah I wouldn't mind them selling some shares at $600K, because that would solidify the company and their balance sheet for eternity... Buffet just lost Munger, and Buffet is getting schizo flashes of the Grim Reaper coming for him. The empire is collapsing and Gameshire Stopaway is not a meme for juicy dividends on my unsold position.

>>57471388

I shorted the market at the fuckin' top it looks like...

I'M GETTIN A COMBO MEAL INSTEAD OF A HAPPI MEAL!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56722429
>>56722429
Welcome home buddy!

>>56701121
>get degree in economics
>start off in business consulting
>beginning salary $52k
>just make powerpoint presentations
>boomer CEOs impressed constantly by slide transitions
>have formula
>say spooky boomer business words
>"Free Cash Flow is Negative"
>say slick catch phrases
>"your relative competition is doing X better by 12%"
>boomers not quite buying the formula
>"YOU BETTER START STACKING FUCKING SANDBAGS!"
>that got their fucking attention
>"KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO AND YOU WONT HAVE A BUSINESS IN 6 MONTHS"
>"WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE!?"
>basically bullying them
>they think I'm a genius
>rinse repeat
>ff 7 years
>now make $366k
>$120k performance bonus
>hit it every fuckin' year
>I'm starting to believe that I might be the sole reason our economy is tanking
>doesn't matter I'm fucking rich
>just evicted a tenet before winter who used to bully me in HS
>see thread
>post reply
>feels good