/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50248490
>im going to assume that we wont,
there's a 99.99% chance it does happen.
If it doesn't then it'll happen max 3 weeks later anyways because of the incoming depression and the fact that jews take contractual obligations VERY seriously.
>inb4 "uhhh what contract?"
hedgies have to deliver the dividend to the prime brokers as they are entitled to it or the contract breaks and a share recall happens. The hedgies don't have the shares as they have sold it off so to short the stock so this happens >>50247160 >>50247394 >>50247502

>>50126398
lunc $0.65 eom

>>30251997
There's various defy platform with literal 4 digit percentage APY. Also one of the defi platforms is essentially going to be for defi what ETH was for alts, pick the winning ticket and you get consistent gains just for having staked your shit early. My bets are in, you'd be stupid not to at least buy a ticket, you know?

>>28573709
Yall is a common abbrivation of you all.

Yes. You are above them to decline.

Oil company wants to buy your house, it means there's probably oil under your house :)

Ancient chink proverb.

They want to make service of your skill. You'd wind up doing some dastardly schematic drawing or some such trivial file work. They're looking for super smart drones that are once again, one level behind true masters, who own the private schools. And even they, too, are outclassed by those versed in 5d manipulation. They can literally just look at you and make you stutter. :)

>>28097544
use your imagination anon, you can do it I believe in you

>>28014586

Have a rainbow version

>>27558089
bought two @ 305, still holding, get fucked jew

>>27246941
I KNEEL
t. 4K stacklet
might accumulate more today, but I'm wary because I might be getting fired this week lel

OP died so LEASH may rise.
Praise be the lord

Based link, glad I bought some

>>25200207

>Earl Nightingale on biz

Based.

>>24963437

Reveal to me your secrets o great wizard

just bought 100 RYCEY

Buy PLTR dip

>>23126742
Bought 500 shares for the long hold

Just went all in one GME