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>>20358904
Its time to let it go

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>They can be created only by my granddaughter on her Easy-Bake Oven
I finished an article in Forbes magazine recently, in which the cover headline read, “Bitcoin has spawned a $100 billion cryptocurrency mania. How smart people are making money off greedy fools.”

I also noticed recently that our state Legislature has made cryptocurrencies acceptable in New Hampshire.

I am beside myself with joy. Apparently new cryptocurrencies are being formed daily (so far at least 900 exist). They have names like “ether,” “ripple,” “dogecoin” and “wave.”

According to Forbes, if you start up a new cryptocurrency, you can make hundreds of millions of dollars the first day. And the real beauty is you don’t have to physically distribute any real coins, there is no government regulation, and you don’t have to pay any taxes on your millions of profits.

I am starting a new cryptocurrency today. I am calling it “Kettlecoin.” You will get an Internet message and a serial number for each “Kettlecoin” that you purchase by sending me $10,000 through either PayPal, credit card or cash. These “Kettlecoins” will be very limited and rare. They can be created only by my granddaughter on her Easy-Bake Oven, and then are immediately secured in an Internet safe that can only be accessed by your special serial number.

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>>19840756
Anon are you okay? Anon? Anon are you okay? Annie are you okay? Annie?

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