/biz/ - Business & Finance

>get uniswap airdrop
>sell day of release for $3ea
>owe tax on $1,200
>fomo & buy back 1000 coins @ $8
>dumps to $4
>sell for $4,000 loss
>still owe taxes on $1,200

i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk