/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the FUCK is happening? I'm losing so much money right now its unreal

>>51594101
YOU'RE NOT A REAL WAGIE

>>49574359
You knew what you were getting into.

>>30181156
I can tell you what it was...
I didn't think too much about it when it happened, and only went to eat a Big Mac.

And then 1 year later in this thread when I try to remember I realize my made it purchase was a Big Mac!

*Not the original OP *

"I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Some coins, are using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in "finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway."

>>29669940
Ok, you clearly have trouble putting 2 separate ideas together to form a coherent thought.

If any USDT is traded in New York from now until ever, it triggers a federal RICO investigation/trial. At that point the entire scam(BTC's price) is up.
If Bitfinex does any business in New York from now until ever, it triggers a federal RICO investigation/trial. At that point the entire scam(BTC's price) is up.
If Tether Inc fails the next quarterly audit (87 days from now), it triggers a federal RICO investigation/trial. At that point the entire scam(BTC's price) is up.

This is a time bomb.

>>29670346
>USDT is found to be completely fraudulent in a court of law once a week
You are delusional.

>>29654172
None, they're all going to zero between the liquidity crises, tether RICO trial and BTC blockchain seizing up.

Screenshot this.

*Not the original OP *

"I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/ such as Rubic, Bao, or whatever coin of the month it is. More on this below.*
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Rubic, for instance, is using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in "finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway."

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN BROS

*Not the original OP *

"I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/ such as Rubic, Bao, or whatever coin of the month it is. More on this below.*
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Rubic, for instance, is using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in "finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway."

Why is it going down bros

7k crypto
4k cash
40k debt
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT

*Not the original OP *

"I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/ such as Rubic, Bao, or whatever coin of the month it is. More on this below.*
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Rubic, for instance, is using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in ".finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway."

*Not the original OP *

"I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/ such as Rubic, Bao, or whatever coin of the month it is. More on this below.*
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Rubic, for instance, is using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in ".finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway."

IF we all put in $5 now.
We will pump it.

*Not the original OP *

"I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/ such as Rubic, Bao, or whatever coin of the month it is. More on this below.*
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Rubic, for instance, is using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in ".finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway."

I'm creating this general thread for newfags. Why? Because /biz/ is under attack by shills. If you are new to crypto or need information, ask your questions here.

General advice:

- DYOR
- Do not buy heavily shilled coins on /biz/ such as Rubic, Bao, or whatever coin of the month it is. More on this below.*
- Only use fiat exchanges (Coinbase Pro has the lowest fees). They feature only the safest coins, and crypto exchanges require ETH for most coins and you will be murdered with fees.
- Always transfer your coins to a digital wallet when able. (Coinbase's wallet app is fine for a start.)
- Safest coins to invest into: BTC/ETH
- Safer coins to invest into: AAVE/UNI/LINK/GRT (BUT DYOR FAGGOT)
- Pick an investment strategy and stick to it. (Ex. Dollar cost average (DCA) or "always buy the dip").
- Diversify your portfolio. At least 2 coins, one of which should be BTC or ETH. Never all-in one coin. Never more than 4 coins sub-$10k.
- Never buy green or all time high, always buy red, unless you're DCAing.
- Don't day/swing trade crypto. Invest with intent to hold for years. Timing the crypto market is nigh-impossible.
- Never sell at a loss.
- Never "panic sell". If you DYOR, you should be confident your investment will eventually be profitable, regardless of dips.
- Never let FUD dictate your actions.
- Never let FOMO dictate your actions.
- Never let your emotions dictate your actions.

*Heavily shilled coins fall under the category of "shitcoins", "scamcoins", "discordcoins", or whatever you want to call them. Rubic, for instance, is using a Discord server to coordinate pump and dumps by generating hype on /biz/. There are hundreds of these coins. If you can't find any information on a coin outside of /biz/, if the developers have essentially no presence outside of their project, or if their website ends in ".finance", avoid it like the plague. Just buying these coins and converting them to and from ETH incurs extremely high fees anyway.

I DONT WANT TO GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS NO NO NO


I DONT WANNA NOO NO NO I WANNA LAMBO AND A DREAM MANSION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26097955

>>25856098
This is what you call funny? The levels of Schadenfreude scale here is astronomical, and that's the exact content I look for and why I keep coming back.

>>25855282
fuckkk

>TA works
>TA isn't completed automated in the current year on every market monitoring platform
Pick one

>>23125154
>sucks at picking coins
>somehow this is unitrade's fault
Weird FUD but ok