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>my holy writings are more holy than yours.
>no, my Jesus is the one true Jesus!
>NO! I have Andreas Anteateateateatpoopoofaggot, and he's our prophet!
>I worship in the first temple! The temple that Satoshi built!
>WELL I WORSHIP IN THE SECOND TEMPLE! THE ONE THAT'S SACRED AND TRUE!
>oh yeah? Well, I've copied your second temple, and I'm painting it yellow! It's much truer to Satoshi's vision this way.
>OH YEAH!? I've forked your vision to make an even better vision!
>fuck you, look at this cool golden dragon idol I've made to upstage your B with lines.
>fuck you, buddy! I can commune with Satoshi at lightning speed, over my lightning network, and my prophet is luke DASH junior, the one true small blockian!
>oh yeah? I've got 2 billionaires as my prophets! FUCK YOU!

>>11886143

The answer is that you don't need to create a new one. In 2018, you pay for your steam games with a debit or credit card. You have the numbers noted in your steam account, but from a place where Valve can't access your digits, to find out who you 'actually' are, only that you're real and not a fraud.

No one needs to scramble to exchange Zimbabwe dollars for african rand, to cash in at the black market, to trade in for an amazon giftcard, which you can convert into SMS credit, so you can buy premium time in your hardcore browser game.

In the bitcoin sphere, they still think it's really neat to exchange bitcoin for gyft cards, amazon cards, and other such nonsense that gets called in as russian frauds, then they get their accounts closed and rage on bitcointalk. They're living in the past, using a shitty system that never did what it was supposed to, while surrounded by modern things that didn't exist back then, like smartphones, tablets, 100% 64-bit acceptance by ever OS, 500/250 broadband connections, modern bank agreements. No one actually goes to the bank, sits at one of those little pews, manually writes out all their account shit on a pink slip, takes the pink slip to the teller, sits in line for 40 minutes, then gets dollar bills over the counter. Why the fuck would you do that, but that's what bitcoiners talk about, even to this day.

Did you know that luke dash jr, one of the lead devs on bitcoin, is still using 56k modems, fighting for 512k blocks, and imprints bible verses on the blockchain to this day? Because that's real.

>>11383133
whatever you say cap