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>>52284917
Yes. How will you ever recover?

>>50914428
Ok so there is this weird kid in my school who is a furry. According to him, he’s some sort of dragon in its human form, and every time someone is too close behind him he yells “STOP STEPPING ON MY TAIL” like what the fuck lol. Anyways, no homo, but I always notice a huge bulge in his pants, and for a while I thought that was an actual magnum d0ng. But I once saw him surfing bad-dragon.com (or whatever the fuck it’s called) on his school laptop..in a page that said “Recently Bought Items” there were huge ribbed dildos, one of which (labeled “Spike the Dragon [XXL]”) was literally the same shape as that bulge in his pants.

Anyways, he’s weird as fuck. We try to avoid him, but he tries so hard to jump in our conversations. One time we were talking about some attractive girls in our school and he just suddenly jumped in and yelled “Yeah I like feral hyper penises, too!” And we all stared at him, but his face did not show a hint of shame. In an equally enthusiastic tone, he added, “FurAffinity is where I get my girls, but I like them dickgirls the most!” At that moment I wanted someone to smash my head with a steel bat, like how many fucking brain cells did I lose when I heard that.