/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can we have fucking alt season now?

Their loss then. I worked fast food in college and this actually happened to me once. The silver went directly into my pocket though

How do people get these 6 figure WFH jobs? Are they larping or is this actually a thing?

>boss organizes a hangout and forces everyone to attend
>everyone is talking to each other except (you)
>have to sit there awkwardly for a whole hour

Why should I buy TIA and INJ? All your favourite X influencers are shilling so that gives me pause. Also they're both up bigly.
I don't want to be exit liquidity.

So you just don't show up to work and you're surprised that they were looking for a reason to get rid of you? Why are weebs always the biggest retards on this board?

>sidelined since 15k
>coping
>probably going to fomo by days end
anyone else in my position? I really don't know what I should do.

There is no single reason for $40k Bitcoin.

Why does that surprise you? Having a million dollars is a pretty common goal for people to hit before retirement. If it makes you feel any better, the average boomer is a retard who is totally clueless about money and they'll likely spend it all in a decade or two

This bullrun feels weird

Depends how much chainlink you're holding

Bears got greedy and failed to recognise that the pain trade was higher not lower.

It wasn't the FBI and it's not because they want to monitor you after you made some concerning posts on 4chan
Don't ask me how I don't know this

Why are we pumping violently all of a sudden?

>bought LINK, AVAX and ICP this afternoon
>still unable to buy a waterfront property in Hawaii with 5 Lamborghinis
Wtf you guys lied to me

Buttcoin is mooning

Why can't I buy Techno Mechanicus Inu yet?

Is it on BNB or ETH?

I am being pursued by CIA agents.

Just woke up, wtf have the Americans done to the markets now??? Why are we down so bigly?

What's been happening in the last 24 hours? I'm out of the loop.

I have a billion dollar idea for a new dating app which targets the simp generation of weak men with disposable income and works similarly to OF, but no sexuality is involded and men would have to pay to register so they could like and text women. Women would also be able to make posts and create sponsorship content like on IG. It would be a mix of a social media and dating platform.
How can I get a seed investment for this? I already had made a prototype by a third turder so it's in a presentable phase.

90% of /biz/ is investing in shitcoins. Why not invest in something safe?

Buy the rumour, sell the news.

Why are we pumping violently?