/biz/ - Business & Finance

Well, we're all trying to escape the wage cage here too pretty much. If you want to learn and find opportunities in this place I would recommend lurking for awhile rather than making threads like this. I would recommend lurking for awhile before posting at all really. Read up on investing and crypto as well to help you discern the retards and scammers from people worth listening to. You can make a lot of money from leads on biz and you can also lose it all and kill yourself.

>>24218332
Fuck you, if we can contain the new fags here then they wont shit up threads or the board. Don’t spoon feed them but give them enough to make decisions on their own
>>24218166
I tried doing the Newfag general but saw little success I’m glad someone else is doing it

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>>24175575
I’ll keep posting this thread untill I get bored. I know some people are like “don’t help the new fags” or just say “op is a fag”. That doesn’t bother me as much as threads dying because some new nigger decides to post “is $.01 enough to make it?” While thot posting. /fit/ has a /qtddtot/ (questions that don’t deserve a thread) that no one uses and now the whole board has gone to shit.
I’ll post links much like a sticky and like /SMG/ but this type of thread need enough post for me to invest my time into that.
>Don’t ask what coins to buy
You’ll get shilled and lose money
>don’t ask how to buy
Just set up a coinbase or meta mask
>don’t ask to be spoon fed
I’m doing this for free if you want financial advise pay me nigger

Basically Questions that don’t deserve their own thread. Not all your questions will be answered. You will NOT get rich overnight that’s pajeet shilling to steal your neetbux. Have patience dont FOMO and don’t put in more than you can afford to lose unless by the end of it you want to kill yourself

Long story short, you’re not going to make it with you’re $300 neetbux. Heck not even $5k is make it money. You would need a ridiculous x100 to even get 5 million peasant change. In which case everyone else willl be billionaires. Don’t FOMO unless you want to get burned

>>23463690
>plebit spacing, check

>whiny low iq onions spewing, check

>ya, we got ourselves a fresh one boys!

reddit, let me enlighten you....
we want you to go back, but this place is like hotel california bitch, hate us all you want, but now you cant fucking leave cunt.

id say see you in hell, but i just did.

>>23443504
Lurk more or come back when you have a better understanding of crypto and the stock market. Or else be prepared to lose what little money you have. Most people here are either in 6 figure hell, dirt poor, or wagies. Don’t get all your information from one place and learn to use excel and document your shit. Best advise I can give you is use your brain don’t be emotional if your shit drops -40% and you don’t know have an idea why you’re never going to make it. If you only knew how stressful things really are. Autistically staring at charts, scouring for crumbs of real vent info. If you do t want to do any of that just get ether Bitcoin link and XRP (for shits)

>>23383881
so the board is slow tonight, be honest, are you not done accumulating ? or do you actually get paid to fud legit projects here?

what do they pay you guys with anyway? ive tried posting legit shit projects, and it always gets a pass, no comments no fud, i post a legit project, ITS FUCKING PROMISED to get fud...

its why people say do the opposite of biz.... because of you faggots.

Just

Why don’t you just hold? Literally just be patient. If the project you're “investing” in is legit it’s not going to pump or dump overnight unless the market does too. +/-10% over a week or day is normal anything over +/-30% is something to get excited or worried about. Unless you’re gambling in pump and dump scams just hold and be happy don’t check your wallet or the charts every few hours maybe just two or three times a week. Stay informed don’t use /biz as your only source unironicly use reddit, shit like the motley fool. Get educated you ruin the legacy/meme of biz being one of the smartest boards when you cry that shitcoin “x” is down or rejoice when it is up. Look at the market, zoom out, learn why it’s dumping or pumping, and read smart contracts. If you just gamble and hope to Yahweh you make it all you’re going to get is just’ed. Don’t buy scams no one is going to spoon feed you, it’s not in my best interest for you to make it unless I can profit off it.
>Do your own research
(Pic. Related is cringe but ultimately the truth)

>>22696099

Crypto is the new industry of the future and there is currently no faster way to make money. It is also however completely unregulated and and lacks any and all means for legal enforcement. Everyone with the means to do so can manipulate prices or start his own cryptoscam. Every post here is potential attempt to shill some scamtoken and prices follow patterns from textbooks about psychological warfare. There are over 7000 currencies and less than 30 can be considered honest. Most of these 30 will also fail.

>>22593722
The absolute state of new fags. You really had to start getting into crypto after, again THREE YEARS did the 2017 bull run not open your eyes you fucking faggot.
>one chance at life
>literal brainlet
It’s over for (you)

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read the 3rd point

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read pic related. everything you need to know is there.

>>20981079

pic related is literally all you need.

yoo do not lack any particular set of skills but your own mind will sabotage you if you do not abstain from these investment sins. sort yourself out and everything will suddenly become easy.

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>>18055492

This board is normie protected by making them lose money here. This infographic does not seem to be very informative at first but it is literaly everything that you need to know.

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You are faced with needing to make important decisions, without any outside guidance, under pressure, using only your own limited resources, without any safety that you base on insufficient and potentially deliberately false information.

There is pic related and very little else

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(pic related) Check point 1 and 4.

>>15589689

Do not worry and relax for a while. Clear your mind and do not let any feelings overwhelm you.

I know that many of you here are new to this place. I know that many of you seek answers. Pic related is a guide to help you navigate this board. This is not a quick fix or the answer you seek. This the path to becoming a full /biz/tard. Give it time and then you will know whether to sell or buy.

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scams are an intrinsic part of /biz/. pic related. this board could literally not function without them.

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this >>15533059 and pic related. Fun is not a shortcut to happyness and fullfillment and whores are no substitute for love or relationships. Get a flashlight. The back of your mind will constantly remind you that you are wasting your life. Everyone who has done what you are planing to do was quickly bored if not disappointed or even depressed.

People will also notice that you are trying hard to impress them. They can see that you are not only sacrificing the rear doors but the rear seats entirely just to put the engine there so you can have a better weight balace. You are sacrificing your boot to put your transmission there. All you are left with is a tiny front compartment that cannot fit a pair boots. The suspension is also very stiff for better cornering and backpain on longer trips. Realistically these things arent even fast because even on a German autobahn with zero traffic you have to constantly refuel your tank. If you want to go fast then 4mpg is already very good. Add to it the cost of insurance and repair/maintenance and people will recognize you as the Elliot Rodger who you truely are.