/biz/ - Business & Finance

Im making money from adsense (around 2k to 10k a month on a good month, and not in UStardland) and I have no job experience. If it ever ends im killing myself. I will never be able to commute and wagecuck for peanuts after having lived the dream.

You have to LIVE what it is to wake up, look at your traffic, and see how you made 100k bucks nothing based on past ranked content. It's such a fucking high. And I just have HS education. I can't fucking believe people actually commute and wagecuck daily, considering how much they raise the % having an accident, how free time they have, etc. I wouldn't be able to do it. If it ends, it ends. Not that anyone will ever hire me after having this huge gap of "being a NEET making websites and videos".

>just go to fiverr/entrepeneur bro

No. The things are so niche and silly. It's like, you know that "Prince of Zimbabwe" guy making videos? well, imagine that was your skill, doing autistic videos. It's not really marketable, and you aren't that good at it, you just found this weird niche that gets traffic for some fucking reason. Any websites i've done are simple wordpress stuff, somehow also managed to rank some of the stuff. This shit cannot be taught, you do X, then have or not luck and get moniez.

I can't go to a class, I can't work. Everytime there's a change in the algorithm or in the Google's fucking policies I have a small heart attack thinking it's over, but other than that, man, you don't even know. Seeing all that money from traffic coming in it's SO FUCKING COOL, nothing compares.

And im just a peasant. I can't imagine the constant dopamine rush people like Ninja live at. Millions and millions for being a fucking NEET, does it get more comfortable?

>bought 15 link

I didn't want to move any money out of my savings but it's okay frens, I'm just starting out and I get paid again on the 27th.

>>16582125
clean his teeth, what else are you supposed to do with dental instruments?

>>16529762
w-would it be possible to get an appointment today?

>>16445745
>stacking

i would never write naked calls

>>16188751
Just grow them anon. They grow on their own like a weed. I used to grow them and they grow wild all over here. I like to pick blackberries on the walking trails. When I was young I used to pick buckets of them and my grandmother would make blackberry pies.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>16162669
i believe in you

>Le peasants worked less than what people do in the present.

This meme is stupid, first off we live better than any other human in history, peasants didn't have refrigerated goods, or internet or TV when they get done with work, peasants didn't have modern medicine and or composite goods like plastics and regulated built shelter with indoor plumbing.

You lazy niggers just want MORE. Everyone just wants MORE! Now get back to work.

is bitcoin bear market over anon-kuns

i remember that thread, classic moment. feel better fren

Ah, you are staring to see.
Being corporate bee is about doing as less work as possible while appearing super busy all the time.
I do 1 hour of actual work during the day, play vidya and shitpost on 4chan for the rest of the day, and still get praised by management as hard worker kek

>>15277634
i will read this, thank you

>>15057275
he said lean friend

>mess around with the snapchat girl filter
>find out I look better as a girl
>posted my female pic on a diiscord server and asked the guys there if they would bang "her"
>they al say "she" looks qt as fuck and "wood berry"

How do I profit off of this bros? I'm a hapa (1/2 jap) who can't grow body hair.

imagine bitcoin hitting $18,000,000 and chainlink hitting $47,000 in 2021 on the back of a huge stock market collapse
now imagine each and every fren in this thread actually doing what he said he'd do
I want to see the drama frens

Hey bros I want to start investing my monies and would value your advice, any alt coins I should buy? What should I do

>>14366776
you should post a pic anon. make sure to wear panties also

>>14363868
I'm only mentioning my IQ because I wanted to know if 121 IQ is enough to be decent at quantitative analyst roles and study mathematical finance at uni or if I should just do accounting or CS or something

>>14357499
Just focus on the insurance job and learn skills relevant to that and keep living with your parents if you have to.

You'll make it

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>>14341501
bless you anons

>use 15k to build state of the art chicken coop
>set aside 30k for chicken feed
>buy 100k worth of chickens
>remaining 1k is for tendies and capri suns
>chickens eat food and become big and strong
>chickens lay eggs
>eggs make more chickens
>when food runs low sell some chickens
>chicken population will explode
>once at 350,000 chickens sell them to tendie factory for below average industry price of 15$ per chicken. (low price so that they'll be bought all at once because good deal)

>profit

>>14180278
post your best brapper first