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The time to buy LINK for the low low price of a Big Mac will abruptly come to an end soon. It's going to be twice as hard to up your stack in a few months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyuQgjOk5i0

>>19236904

based and sminempilled

WTF WAS THAT???

$3.50 RESISTANCE HAS BEEN SHATTERED IN SECONDS THIS IS THE $4 WAITING ROOM

Ooooooo

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,

Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

>>18194368
>>18194322
>Shove your charlatan fag literal Jew Ari

WE'RE FUCKING BACK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEVER EVER EVER EVER GOING DOWN AGAIN
THEY WILL MAKE MOVIES ABOUT US
OOOOOOOOOOooooooo

>>17847316

Last night Ari Juels appeared to me in a dream. I told him how cool it was that he could appear before me like this but he just said "oh like you're forgot 216" I was taken aback and could only try and say "it means fourness right?" But he kept cutting me off by saying "fourness right? Fourness right?" and closing his hand shut in my face. My autism got the better of me and spaghetti started shooting from my hands, ears, and mouth as I tried to explain the connection between fictional stories and real life. He just chuckled to himself and walked away. I woke up drenched in sweat and pee pee poo poo.

Fuck off Europoors, Americans are waking up

Gib me ideas of a heath tech startup that could use chainlink and post wallet so I may help you when the time comes

It's going to pump back to ATH. Bears and swingies tried to dump just now but to no avail. I'd buy right now if I were you; it's "BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH", so don't sell the dip, you dip.

>>17489614
>>17489637
Lmao seething

>>17480487
Most of biz couldn't care less what the boomer stocks are doing. We're in a bull market even when the rest of crypto is also bearish.

WTFWT

WE. ARE. BACK!!!

Anyone else feeling that? Slow recovery

>>17360552
A MIXICLE LITERALLY JUST FLEW AROUND MY HOUSE

WHAT