/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54683916
it's all a conspiracy to suppress the LINK price
one day they will run out of BTC to dump

How are my fellow /reefers/ doing today?

>>21975448
... are you ok, anon?

>>20504434
thanks fren I really hope so

So I just have to prove I'm looking for a job right? It can be anything?

>>18704772
I'm trying to find a way to change my grades using inspect element and make them permanent locally with some chrome extension for java injections. I've never coded tho so I'm completely clueless

I'm like Opie and took some STEMtard courses to be pragmatic and because muh money and it was shilled on /pol/ and /fit/ alot but I absolutely hate it. I feel sick and have heart palpitations every time I start trying to study.

I didn't attend a single class before Corona and I didn't do a single assignment due to crippling autism. I thought I would just spend a week studying ahead and then come back as a know it all and help all the girls in the class too but I kept pushing it back and back until I missed the midterm and so on

>>18702323
>manicured
>vagina

>>18671383
As soon as this quarantine is over I'm going to lose my virginity to a 30 to 45 year old woman. Pls wish me luck bros.

>>17358136
>>17362628
NEETs must rise up and reclaim western civilization. Westurn Civilazashun is whitey's birthright. Rise up. Get out of your slumber and rise up. Stop being a NEET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Dlg4SUwJI

>>17222445
What's the best way to flaunt my wealth to attract women? I'd be really uncomfortable wearing gold chains and driving a lambo.

How have the events in China not hurt Telsa?
Not that I'm complaining, I just wish I knew why my stock was going green

>>16964052
Do you use microsoft pait to put your own pic in the hazmat suit or what?

>>15623983
Eating popsicles at mcdonalds?
Doesn't seem too bad.

>>14816727
Burgers =/= World

>>14055853
11 years ago there was news report about 9 year old black kid who stole a car and in a follow-up they had his grandma being interviewed talking about how if she had known what he was doing she would have beat him. He was a fat kid and one of the comments was talking about how he didn't look like the kind of kid who heard no very often. So naturally, they began discussing what would happen after the grandma is rushing him out of court promising chicken if he behaves well, and how he would just pimp slap his grandma and say "Bitch give me my chicken wing."

And for some reason I remembered that exact comment because it fit in a perfect meter with your post. We live in a society.

>>2004435
I calculated and there is a an average of 251 trading days in a year times 33 equals 8283 divided by 3 equals around 2761. So 1 in 2761 chance that the market closes green on monday. I could be wrong though and my calculations could be complete autistic retardation.

>>1949046
kek

>>1937026
Well the way I shorted russia was I bought russ which basically bets that the russian market goes down and for every 1% there market drops russ gains 3%

>>1915691
I don't know why that guy responded to the question that you asked me.