/biz/ - Business & Finance

>that link/rose chart
HAHAHAHA press P to piss on Jack Oasis
That retard sold the link bottom to buy the rose top and he's been seething in clg comments ever since

Chainlink - thats what I hold
Gay - thats what I am
My mouth - thats where the cocks go
Black - the kind of men I like to fuck

>>54240631
>ate the swiss banks

>>53444965

>>53243266
Enjoying another /biz/ food thread again, sergey?

>>53216486
you just know that autist lurks and posts here

>>52795311
>Sergay? More like Fatgay!

Why did he have to choose the worst possible fucking time for the global economy to launch the most bullish update?
I'm literally poor. I've lost everything. I lost my job, I lost my apartment. I had to sell my link just to fucking survive, and that's after what I lost in ust, which was what i set aside for this exact scenario.
Why couldn't he have launched staking last year? Why not next year?
I have never felt so demoralized and defeated, and I have almost nothing left.

>>50562006
feb 2023 will be 5 years of me bag holding this crap

we tried to stop him but he wants all the burgers for himself

It's decoupling from BTC

I'm a LINK insider. Literally... FUCKING HELP ME HE KEEPS EATING EVERYONE. The intern turnover is insane, he just keeps getting people in and then EATING THEM. Please send help, I am currently being digested. It's painful.

>Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2015 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2016, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

>$30 stablecoin
Imagine putting money into this shitcoin

>$28 stablecoin
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS OVER FOR LINKIES

SN=SN

What is staking and will I be able to do it with my 200 LINK mega-stack?

>>26028060
this is the only pic he has from his father; he gave it to him right before getting his flight to china

i'm trying to use uniswap to find new liquidity pools for LINK. i go to LINK/whatever pair, usdc,usdt... then i find addresses that are depositing link into places. but it's always uniswap v2 LP tokens they get, and i don't know where those LP tokens go from there. how do i find out?

$bond

Thank me later

Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

See me ride out off to Binance
On your greasy laptop screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
1 mil to the left of me
And 1 mil to the right

Ain't got no nodes
Ain't got no staff
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm S.N.T., I hate you fags
S.N.T., and I'll dump the bags!
S.N.T., I'm hungry for Macs
S.N.T., watch me relax!

I moved from /pol/ to /biz/ around 2k17. Never looked back. Gains are way better than being bitter about nothing you can change. Went from a minimum wagie virgin to a six figure net worth individual in a serious relationship. Just get rich off automation if you know it's gonna take every job.

>>23960895
STEAK KING
STEAK KING
STEAK KING