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n-no bears! s-stay away from my crypto babies! y-you already had your honey, now s-shoo!

I'm a 32 year old who cashed out over 600k in crypto since Jan 2017 (cashed out on the way up and down). Initial investment was 25k, then another 15k in march. ATH was 1.4MM, not sure what ATH would be if I wasn't cashing out along the way.

I live in a major US city but am home in my small town for the holidays. I'm waiting for my parents to go to bed so I can drink some beers that I hid in the garage (they don't drink alcohol and don't approve of me drinking it either).

I can't wait to drink some beers and cook eggs in peace by myself. Killing time now. AMA.

I know you're all going to call me a larper but I don't care.

I come from a wealthy real estate family, will inherit around 15MM worth of real estate, and my parents have already passed on about 2.3MM worth of real estate which generates me about 5k/month after taxes/hoa/etc.

So basically, unless some kind of insane economic apocalypses happens, I'm going to be pretty well off. I can start a family whenever I want (I'm 27), and my parents would just support me.

I graduated from a very good school with a degree in STEM, and I worked for the past 5 years in various different fields. I've been moderately successful at everything I tried, probably because I'm tall, good looking, well mannered, educated, and generally likable.

The problem is crypto. I got in late 2016 because a tech friend was telling me about it, and basically I've made over 2MM dollars which turned into about 1.4MM after long/short cap gains were considered. I reinvested that into various stocks, gold, silver, etc and left some in crypto. This has completely killed my will do to jack shit.

I used to have some sense of shame if I wasn't working, because that would mean I was just living off my parents like a dickhead, but after I made my own money I essentially live like a 60 year old retired person.

I've done all the traveling I want, fucked hookers, tinder girls, etc. Had a girlfriend in Italy for a while and would fuck hookers when she went to work then fuck her at night again. I'm so bored of everything now. I keep track of how many michelin stars I've sampled, and I'm almost at 80.

I'm just so fucking bored, but I'm not sad or lonely. How do I regain the will to strive again? What do I fight for? My life is a whirlwind of getting my nuts drained and eating $200-500+ meals. And if I run out of money, I'm just going to get 15x the amount within a few years.

I'm down from 1MM to 250k. But my family is rich so I still don't need to look for a job.

How do you faggots cope?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE POSTED IT AGAIN!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!

Are American white women the worst investment you can possible make?

>will 99% chance get fat, and if they don't get fat they will turn into mega bitches in their old age as they burn with envy at younger women since they never spiritually or emotionally matured.
>will spend all your money, then leave you
>before leaving you, will strategize with their secret lawyer on how to extract the most from your assets even though they lived off you
>willing to lie, fake "abuse", and utilize every dirty trick in the book.
>will cheat on you and "move upward" in the social hierarchy if present with the opportunity, since they've been hypnotized by American media to only care about themselves, even at the expense of their own children's wellbeing
>believe in corporate propaganda like "muh feminism" which is designed to split the family up, turn women into tax payers, and fuck over the children which will make them better cogs for the machine when they grow up.

Is there anything worse business decision than marrying American white women?

>niggers are worse but that's obvious so we won't discuss it.

>>9290778
You've been posting this for months, OP. NOBODY CARES.

Post proof now. Post your public wallet address and a custom amount, otherwise you should be banned.

>>8098922
huh, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>7936569
t. roastie