/biz/ - Business & Finance

Staring lifeless into a screen
Put all your monies into a meme
The keyboard goes clicking clack
You’ll never get your monies back

I only have 1.2 ETh, feels bad.

>>28167270
Just tried to read the white paper but I DONT FUCKING SPEAK JAPAN

FUCKING BULLSHIT NOTHINGBURGER WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING?!?!??!?! TRUMP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FUCKING SYMPTOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>trusting the NYT
Fuck these cunts I SPENT ALL MY MONEY YESTERDAY FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Guys, 29 year old boomer here.

I'm single, and things are objectively better than they have ever been. Wagecucking sure but great prospects, great current job even if the demands are outrageous.

I do want a date, I do feel like a family could be worth it. But being a 30 year old, the passing of time REALLY gets to you. If I get a girl my age, all I can do is keep imagining what most women look at 40. That's only 10 years away, that's nothing!

I mean fuck brothers what is a modern man to do? My current plan is unironically the following: learn proper pickup whatever it takes, spend the next 3-5 years going out furiously and gaining experience. If I find someone and decide it's worth it, cool. If not, just rock solo and go to south east asia and buy a 21 year old wife who will remain loyal and beautiful for easily 20 years until I am 60 myself and my dick barely works. Have her give a few kids to me too.

Meanwhile, acquire crypto and millions. Does this plan sound realistic and worth living or not?

Who here getting absolutely motherfucking JUSTed on their bets against the S&P?

I'm not even technically shorting. I'm just selling way OTM calls that are (((estimating))) 80% probability of profit at the time I enter the trade... until a few weeks pass, after these morons have tossed more and more wheelbarrows full of money into buying the fucking ATH (and then buying more, and more, and more), then my shit expiring fucking way beyond worthless.

People call crypto FOMO retarded, but boomermarket is no less retarded.

I was so happy at that Iranian missile strike on Tuesday, watching futures tank and knowing that the market would be deep red the next day. A few joyous hours of relief from this cocksucker market ceaselessly grinding, grinding upward right up my ass and into my strikes. But nope! Didn't even last into the open the next day! Turns out all is well! Keep buying everybody!!!

YOU BUY THE DIP. NOT THE GODDAMN HIGH. WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THIS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE, CONTINUING TO BUY THIS MARKET AFTER IT'S BEEN GOING STRAIGHT UP NONSTOP FOR THREE MONTHS?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit I could easily have 2 Bitcoins right now.. instead I have just one because I have soon destroyed 0,5 bitcoins gambling on Bitmex. Literally EVERY pump gets sold to zero, Bitcoin just keeps going down.

I am not degenerate enough to gamble away my second one, but it hurts to lose easily 7-8k USD due to what my buy in was.. Just gotta learn I guess, many gamblers lose everything so I have to be the big man here and call it quits. Its only money.

Im down maybe 15k total in crypto soon, it does make me feel like a dumbass.

Any support?

Ultra-wagecuck (Big four accounting senior) with some thoughts:

I was a loner in high school, and some fucking how I managed to be a loner in university as well. Make no mistake, this job is inhumane, but it took me having to survive this hellhole for me to finally become a man. I no longer masturbate and play games all damn day, I appreciate every quiet weekend I get, hell I appreciate life more. All the little things.

If you're an ultraburger such as myself, when you are pulled away from your comfort into intense wagecuckery, it truly feels like death. You want to blow your brains out, like "is this truly how hard life is? What the fuck I quit, WoW classic and CP here I come!"

Even if I end up being an entrepreneur, even if I end up doing something else in life later, this hellhole gave me the potential and character to succeed. It sucks ass that I needed it, but I feel like most people do.

Hi /biz/ , love to all, hope you doing well.
I got ultra rekt today.
80% of my liquid assets
Do i just end it now?

IT WAS ONLY A KISS
>IT WAS ONLY A KISS

>>15518743

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR4XuQ_ZbfU

Anon, have you suffered from insomnia?

Im trying to quit my medication finally (mirtazapine, anticholinergic anti depressant), but fuuuuck me Im not sleeping at all. But I will try to power through it for a week.

This is really affecting my life, any tips?

PS: Buy Cardano

>>15293899
AAAAGGGHHHHH TOO CLOSE ANON TOO CLOSE

Guess who burned through 0,5 Bitcoins to buy an altcoin. Down 4% while BTC is up $500.

Why did I fall for the meme? Fuck this

>>14888295
>Bought at 0.063
YOU TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE THE NEW LINK
YOU SAID THIS WOULD PUMP
ITS STILL PUMPING WITH DEX ANNOUNCEMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OK, Anon, let's hear it - what's the honest truth about VidT? Their Reddit has its own investors calling it a scam during the last months, but recently it has been shilled on BIZ and it has gone up in price. What's the deal here? What does it do and is it legit?

Bulls RN.

10k will not be breached under our watch! BOBOS RISE UP!

bulls RN

HOW ARE THESE FUTURES MOONING? So I had the chance to get on Xfutures but someone front ran me. PRICES ON THOSE FUCKING FUTURES ARE STILL 0.01.

Now today I wanted to do the futures on Coinex BUT I FUCKING MISSED IT AGAIN AAAAAAAH. THE PRICE IS 0.05!

WHO DID THISSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14559863
I BUY TOO AND IT CRASHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MY LIFE IS OVER

I WAS TOLD I'D BE RICH!!!!!!!!!

>mfw
>Get 200 from airdrop
>Sell @ $0.80
>See price
>Should I kill myself?