/biz/ - Business & Finance

32 million solves my oracle problem you fucking loser neets

Who else here unironically built an emotional relationship towards Sergey? I've listened to him for hours in two languages, followed his every move for 2 years. Look at him, I would literally bet all my LINK for double or nothing that he has no ill intent and has no greed. He just wants to build it.

>exactly 500 days since I first bought Chainlink
>exactly 50 days since started drinking 0.5l Kefir daily
>sharted for the first time without being able to control it

Yeah, I'm thinking we're making it.

>>14267779

>>13903043
Based Dr Nazarov thank you kindly for making chainlink. I feel like a child waiting for santa.
What do you see as some of the immediate concerns after releasing mainnet?

>>13892009
Also wait for the announcement that it's all cancelled.
> Thank yous for participating in chainlink a decentralized startup with a fundraising token!!!
> Sergey stares intently at the crowd and gives a thumbs up with a strange toothy smile
> Now let's meet our larpers who were fundamentally instrumental to advertising on fourchan!!!
> Assblaster drunk anon wagyu anon and all the others
> Nothing happens for a while as Sergey continues to stare directly into the crowd.
> The crowd become uncomfortable under Sergey gaze
> Suddenly Adelyn comes out wearing a clown suit and holding pies.
> Isn't she wonderful shouts Sergey
> Adelyn does some cartwheels and handstands while the audience road with laughter.
> Afterwards Adelyn hits Sergey in the face with a pie and they both shout exit scam in unison bow and leave the stage

>>13887151
All blogposts are never posted

>>13884940
>>13885108
Still made me kek
Tragedy is the highest form of comedy

>>13885267
Sorry marine the war's over Sergey found the usb and Adelyn is spell checking the blog post right now.

$1

>NEVER EVER SELLING
you do know people say this to dump on your naive ass?

>>13019437
>being this dense

/biz/ in a nut shell

https://youtu.be/6c6YAVCep-c

>>12862875
>tell people to buy chainlink at .17 cents
>they dont listen because they are too busy being normalfaggots
>mfw

>>12818655
Dubs confirm, thanks for the tip fren.
>>12818657
Will do, never falling for the new-shoe-jew again.

>>12778534
u mad?