/biz/ - Business & Finance

I haven't told my girlfriend about my portfolio. Do you think she'll stop making me wear a condom during sex if I told her how much I had? The only time we had raw sex was when we got drunk and the condom I was wearing broke and I came inside her. She freaked out and I took her to the pharmacy to pick up Plan B

The best years of your life are in the past. Let that sink in.

>>52466525
I thought I was the greatest fool.

sex

>>52342722
>exchange is bankrupt
>people are still using it
>they still want to use it
clown world

>>51014252
A girl I know got invited to the house of a "crypto millionaire" who supposedly made it and was retired in a luxury place with a pool.
She went and it turned out to be a communal swimming pool of an apartment block.

>>50844922
The target keeps getting higher, but BAT stays the same.

>>50665742
>Be careful to use debt correctly!
>Two new car loans

There are retards on this board who are not just still holding LUNC but also buying more

>>50618765
I'm better at sex than him. You sometimes just know.

I'm fat, broke, and retarded. I work as a janitor at a warehouse and still live with my mom who gets next to nothing for her social security. Where can I start to educate myself on crypto so I can improve my situation? I will forever be grateful for this.

Sincerely, Anon.

What's a pip

>>50391270
>0 commissions is a meme
Why?
>t. just buys index funds from Vanguard

Serious thread

>he swapped his Luna Classic for Luna 2

Explain to me why people are like this

There's not gonna be a $1 dip right?

>>21443030
>current year
>doesn't realize the significance of pee pee poo poo

I sold LINK at 4 dollars and bought a house. I thought it was the top.

>$13.50 stablecoin

Why don't governments just set a fixed price for every product then print infinite money and give it to people so everyone is rich and there's no inflation?

Is there any benefit to owning shitcoins?

what is the "have sex" of /biz/?

>volume on par or exceeds dec 2017
>market cap still only 1/4 of what it used to
one has to wonder where all the volume is coming from