/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29385553
My man, always there
>1.20$
You're optimistic

>>27293152
>t. Doesn't know how to read a short report

They haven't closed shit retard there was zero volume for them to have been able. Most of it was wash trading inside the same hedge fund

Also they will misreport their short interest next week as although they will be fined for it if it scares a few NPCs into selling it will be worth it for them

>>26383446
Kek everytime crypto takes the slightest dump and retards get liquidated we get these threads

>shoplifting
>scamming retailers by saying item never arrived
>pissing in the sink to save money
>making money from blackjack/lottery etc

>sold chainlink sub $3
>waiter at a restaurant (now closed)

What's he up to now kek

>>26160632
Kek so THIS is the power of wagecucking

>>25677864
Kek you poor deluded linkies, you DO know what day it is today don't you?

>Thursday evening, Sergey tweets you fags some hopium
>linkies buy in and pump the price
>Sergey wakes up on Friday, logs in to binance
>500k, DUMP..... 500k..... Duuuummmmp
>thanks for the free extra $4 million stinkers

>>25634833
Kek this argument is actually pathetic

>Anne has been doing exactly the same thing, day in, day out since leaving school. She refuses to take any kind of risk to further herself or become wealthy, or to learn about investing despite the information available to her online, and instead blames her lack of success on society as a whole. She also had plenty of opportunity to save and invest during this time but she has the IQ and time preference of a nigger and thus still lives paycheck to paycheck like a dumb NPC slave

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result

>>25635560
>smartcontracts.com

Yeah, the author has clearly done his research here and this can clearly be relied upon

Just writing this on my fax machine, by the way, since the Internet never achieved any kind of prominence since Paul Krugman said so

>>24900797
>we have to dial into a gay ass team con call every morning
>usually wake up 1 minute before then go back to sleep after
>my webcam is usually set to be default off and I don't turn it on either
>log in as normal last week and set laptop down on my legs while everyone does the usual small talk bullshit and lie down to snooze a bit more
>suddenly can hear my boss asking if I'm there and that I should move the laptop
>'wtf is he on about how can he see its not even on'
>look down, webcam light is on
>look at screen
>ohshit.jpg
>whole team of 10 people can see my girlfriends tits while she's asleep
>not told her kek as she would go nuts at me

>>24779829
Kek that's how they sucker chumps like you in, with false promises that things will get better. It will take a couple of years, but they WILL break you and turn you into a soulless wageslave husk

How about NOT sacrificing the best years of your life doing endless mundane shit for a few extra shekels? It's not like it's difficult to make money in crypto for example, you have more options now than ever

>>24763528
Kek
>s0yb0y
>balding
>sub 5 face
>low test and looks at least 40
>only holds fiat and XRP (RIP)
>uses twitter
>thinks money will solve his problems

its not only over for this guy, it never even began

>>24757510
Kek if I had my own company, I would build a wage-opticon of hundreds of these pods, stacked 3 or 4 high in a big circle. The senior wagies would sit in a central control tower so they could monitor the screens of every wageslave at all times

>>24754256
Ocean is literally digital shrimp shit lmao

>>24583496
>up 300% in a year
>comes on /biz/ to brag about it

I'm a millionaire too faggot and I'm up 1200% this year trading cryptocurrencies and options like a degenerate. Most anons here are. Take your low testosterone advice to reddit or some boomer forum, we don't give a fuck

Also, enjoy paying taxes on your stock gains like a cuck. I haven't paid a penny on nearly 2 million in gains

>>24551368
Imagine the bugkike manlet incel son these two will spawn kek

>>24513646
OMG anon what a great life hack! I NEVER would have thought about making my own food, thank you for making this thread... What a great idea! I can't wait to try this 'cooking' for myself. I always wondered what the 'kitchen' room was for when I bought my house... It all makes sense now

https://plundervolt.com/

Digital dog shit built on top of dying, flawed Intel tech

>>24381164
Kek if I lived near there I would set up a bunch of hidden cameras in that pod place to stream for anons enjoyment, then pay a bunch of the most niggerest of nogs and homeless freaks to stay with these liberal cucks. I'd probably pay the occasional visit too, after eating can upon can of beans and releasing my stinky farts next to people's beds while they try to sleep, and leaving my peepee and poopoo all over the bathrooms and other communal areas

>>24359200
>has unfilfilling superficial relationships with whores
>does degenerate shit like fucking trannies
>lives a materialistic lifestyle in his city penthouse

>why am I depressed?

Gee, I don't know anon, that's a tough one...

Stop being a degenerate coomer, reconnect with nature, get fit and stop wasting your time with whores and people that see you as a walking ATM

>who's willing to take a vaccine that makes him infertile just so he can get back to his wagecubicle