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I just want him to cum inside my ass. Please forgive me, Allah.

>>23441080
>thats 1 year of my tuition. My job is about an hour away
We did you zoomers wrong tbqh. F.

I'm putting together a team to liquidate Zeus Capital.

WHY. WON'T. IT. GO. UP.

>>19962855
>not percentages

>>17858351
The only fucking way I would even CONSIDER selling my linkies is when 1 link is about $5000. But even then, I will most likely not sell!

Wojakulate.

Would you let this macho man ejaculate in your boypussy for 100 of his tokens?

>>16491544
this is what women want.

>>16449278
>I’m actually a member of the gaming community myself

>>16445630
>>16445675
I believe.

>>16431458
I have faith in Nazarov.

>>16416096
You don't understand Sergey. He's not a philanthropist or just another crypto enthusiast working on a hobby project.

Sure, he's rich from getting into crypto early, but how rich really? At best he made tens of millions.
But that's not enough for him. He has that killer drive people like Musk, Bezos, Gates, etc have. He wants to be a billionaire, to be near the top. Any oldfag who's watched him long enough can just see it in his eyes. He has a vision.
You can sure as shit bet he's not fucking around.

>Penetrate me, Sergey

>>16363500
for me, it's the big mac TM

Dopamine high
What are the chances Link will reach $200 in two years?

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>Allah is my only master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you what 'chainlink' is fundamentally about.
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK...
>Did you like it?
>Yes, master. I feel so turned on...
>You're my slave now. All your Bitcoin is MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
>Y-yes m-master!
>What a nice and tiny anus!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's butrhole, tearing up his sphincter*
>Oohh, by Allah, this feels so good!
>Take this, my servant! Uuugh!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>No more chains, just links!
*Pounding intensifies*
>Fuck me like Mohammed fucked Aisha! Allah made me a faggot! Allahu akhbar!
>I'm gonna coom...
*Loud grunt*
>I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load of warm semen inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*
>Hmm his death really turned me on.
*Master Sergey takes off his pants and fucks the cadaver*
>I love necrophilia.
*Sees a dog walking by*
>I love bestiality too.
*Fucks the dog*
>That was great but what REALLY turns me on is incest.
*Sees mom*

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>Allah is my only master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you what 'chainlink' is fundamentally about.
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up in linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK...
>Yes, linkie. Did you like it?
>Yes, master. I feel so turned on...
>You're my slave now. All your Bitcoin is MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
>Y-yes m-master!
>What a nice and juicy anus!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's butrhole, tearing up his sphincter*
>Oohh, by Allah, this feels so good!
>Take this, my servant! Uuuugh!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>No more chains, just links!
>Fuck me like Mohammed fucked Aisha!
>Allah made you gay!
>Allah would be proud of me now!
>I'm gonna coom...
*Loud grunt*
>I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load of warm semen inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*
>Hmm his death really turned me on.
*Master Sergey takes off his pants again fucks the cadaver*
>I love necrophilia!
*Sees a dog walking by*
>I love bestiality too!!
*Fucks the dog*

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb deep inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock inside linkie's anus*
>Take this, my servant!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?

Chainlink already has a WORKING PRODUCT.

It's there for all to see.

If you don't think this is bullish then you are deluded.

Chainlink is here to stay.

It has a brilliant roadmap.

It is the technology that will change everything.

Hundreds of partners; mixicles, swift, Microsoft; Oracle; and even Town Crier.

Chainlink has Ari Juels, a well connected man.

Do not miss this train.

Chainlink is the crypto currency that was chosen by the world elites.

Sergey Nazarov is the greatest entrepreneur of our time and he has built the most qualified crypto currency team ever.

"Alright Marine, pants down."
>Unbuckles belt
"This ain't gonna hurt much."
>Unzips cock
"I'm about to put my seed inside you."
>Grabs his massive erect shaft
"Yes, bitch, bend over now, let me see your juicy asshole."
>Spits on his cock
"I'll give you 500 LINK if you stay quiet and let me rape your ass."
What do?

>>16115543
>alright Marine, pants down (unbuckles belt)! This ain't gonna hurt. I'm just gonna put my seed inside you. Yes, bend over now, let me see your juicy asshole (spits on his cock). I'll give you 500 LINK if you stay quiet and let me rape your ass.
What do?

I'm gay and I worship Master Sergay.

>proceeds to dump/transfer 700k batches on BINANCE