/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54001076
>He's got a lot of explanation about hand pumps (which, now that I think of it probably also are a no-no here, but I guess I can just feign ignorance on that, but an electrical pump is very obvious.
Somehow I forgot to finish that sentence:
>) so it's kinda weird that he doesn't mention that, but I guess since there's this >high and dry loophole for handpumps, it makes sense to use them where possible, whereas there is no loophole for sluices, besides the high banker, which in some way is a whole different beast.
Guess the whiskey I'm sipping against my sore throat is kicking in. Probably call it a night soon.

>>49258915

SOXL bros are we going to make it ? my faith is shaken

10/10 gf, cooks, cleans, children, loyal, I'm assuming "my money" are all my liquid assets, that's about $13k, sounds like a great deal to me.

>>21200839
My dearest friend, it is with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, a beloved friend.

I love this site. It's the best fusion of consciousness on the internet. I would unironically post here if I was worth $1B.

I have $350 in my bank account and $120 in my wallet. I’m an unemployed college student. What’s my move?

>>12911103

you've never taken care of a newborn, but when you have to, you'll realize how stupid you sound.

OP i hate that you have to resort to doing this but you're setting yourself up to fail if you're expecting your wife to provide the cash while you provide for the baby.

ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR WIFE AT HOME AND LET HER TAKE CARE OF THE BABY WHILE YOU WORK TWO JOBS. seriously. you won't have to hear all that crying that your male brain can't take, you won't have to put up with your bitchy wife, and you will be the hero that brings home the fucking bacon.

mfw working 2-3 jobs with a stay at home milf.

*sips*

>tfw Ohio finally has its uses

Live in Cbus and the prices for low/mid end multi-unit properties are fantastic, along with decent rent rates for a great ratio. Going to use an FHA loan to buy a multi-unit and owner occupy. Tenants pay my mortgage

From there I will stash more money to buy my next property given I like landlording enough

>>10281040
Yeah but it's not addictive like Monster. If I don't have a Monster ultra I can't shit and have a crippling headache. 2 for $4 at your local gas station by the way.

>>3612946
>What Flavor is it ?
Diabeetroot.

It's a /fit/ and /ck/ meme that took overhand.

>>1920257

bronies ruined my morning s i p p :(