/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello baggies, I am willing to give you all $1, yes one whole dollar for all of your shares, this is done out of the kindness of my heart in order to give you all closure, you may think of it as charity, after much research I have determined that this price, which is over 1000% more than what the market determines the current price is, is more than fair and should benefit your mental well being.

Be aware that this price ($1) is for all of the shares, so you will have to determine the split among yourselves.