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I offer my strength to the Sentinel Network, I pray that my portfolio redresses it. I offer my blood to the Sentinel Network, I pray that it quenches the thirst of the pump. I offer my body on the altar of the shilling fields, I pray it grants me a noble dVPN. I pray for its protection, as I offer all that I am. Sentinel Protects

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You will never be a Sent holder. You have no privacy, you have no security, you have no data. You are a shitcoin bagholder twisted by twitter and reddit into a crude mockery of Satoshi's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you for not hosting a Sentinel node. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your portfolio behind closed doors.

Sent holders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even centralized vpns who claim they “protect” look uncanny and unnatural to a dVPN Sent holder. Your passion for shitcoins is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get X10 on a project your gains will turn tail and bolt the second you don't invest into SENT before mainnet.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok not using a dVPN, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight as you can't access geo-restricted content and your Chinese overlords inspect over your data packets.

Eventually holding OXT will be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your shitcoins. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name not your discord tranny username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poor man who never made it is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Unless you go all in on SENT now.

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