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Alright retards. I have 1k. What calls do I buy to make 10k?

>>55743269
you dipshit you dont even own pulse. let alone a FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS. take the fucking briefcase to your mental vacation. DID YA BOYS NOT GET THE MEMO. THIS AINT NO F'ing DEMO.

Rolling digits for tomorrow. Even for calls tomorrow, odd for puts tomorrow. (3/5 so far)

>>52989258
>courting an adult woman is considered grooming
can a fren explain this liberal logic to me?

>>52868604
>>52868617
>her

My gf keeps comforting me with banal phrases like "it'll be better next time" or "it is what it is" whenever I experience a setback with my company

She's a parasite right? I want a woman to economically propel me forward not make me feel comfortable with incorrect choices and circumstances. Am I wrong to think this way?

>>52732640
just look at this bitch
do you SERIOUSLY think its worth it to drink smoothie just to have her as gf? i swear to christ it isnt
im so fucking tired to not have any freedom just to have somewhere ot put my dick sometimes
it is NOT worth it anons
girlfriends are not unpredictable. you know exactly what they think, want and will say, they will never surprise you or make you happy
they will try, and you have to pretend to be really happy when they buy you a shitty christmas present and if you arent it will just be stupid
swear to christ i think modern relationships just are fucking gay, its larps trying to be like our grandparents but it will never work out

its so fucking meaningless it is not worth it. I swear to jesus of the lord christ

>anon, you shouldn’t put all your money in cryptocurrency *sips* the backbone of your portfolio should be in diversified stocks and commodities. I’m a finance major after all you know
What’s the correct rebuttal here

>anon, you really shouldn't have invested in cryptocurrency. My dad works on Wallstreet and he says the only sure bet to getting rich is through index funds. Are you going to eat your fries by the way?
what's the correct rebuttal here