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I don't have much to invest but I want to get experience investing.
What are some good apps or websites that have low relative trading fees for small investments?

>>19216699
I am more pissed off with the fact that the jannies deleted the Thailand thread which was a good thread, compared to this excremental garbage

Wall Street – A local Wall Street Hero announced today that he is planning to launch a fund that is “Anti-ESG”. ESG stands for Environmental, Social and Governance. The Wall Street Hero is essentially only going to invest in companies that are “bad” for the environment, have horrible social standings and have horrendous corporate governance practices.

“We are calling our fund Oily Turtles,” said the Wall Street Hero. “It’s essentially a play on words. Our firm is basically 50% levered to the offshore oil industry. To be Anti-ESG, we are looking for companies that are deliberately going to dump oil on sea turtles.”

The Wall Street Hero has already identified hundreds of companies that will fit the firms Anti-ESG strategy. One company Oily Turtles recently took a major position in is a diamond mine in the African continent.

“The diamond mine is a perfect example of our Anti-ESG strategy. The mine utilizes young children to get diamonds and pays them scraps of food every night. The gross margins on this mine are unbelievable.”

https://thestonkmarket.com/2020/02/06/wall-street-hero-starts-anti-esg-fund-investing-in-companies-that-are-bad-for-the-environment/

35k in index funds, will I ever make it or will I have to go /full degenerate/ and invest in meme stocks?