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>>26976242
>Their POV

Yeah hi Shelly I know, I'm Tim. Yeah, Tim from corporate.

Just visiting today since we ran the numbers and it looks like you've been hiring a bunch of real shitstains. I mean real pieces of human trash that are completely incompetent and have cost our company millions.

Yeah, millions.

So we just came by to touch base and find out what sort of professional expertise you have in the career field and how you are gauging viability of new hires.

Oh you don't have any certificates, or experience in the career you are hiring for? Well Shelly that's really interesting, how are you deciding who makes the cut, if you don't know what it takes to succeed? How are you making sure you get the right people for our company?

Diversity? Is that right. So you hire 'minorities' and other women to fill a quota while never taking into consideration if they are going to actually do the job? That's really fantastic Shelly thanks for being honest. You're fired. Get your stuff and be out of the office today.

In fact, lets just get security in here to give you a hand.