/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17497101

no cocksucker, you're the SJW

the ship can't sail forever, what goes up must come down, particularly when it's all built on shambles, fraud and deception

enjoy muh useless decentralized oracles faggot

>>17175143
LINK INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE

NOBODY ASKS THESE QUESTIONS

NOBODY CARES, STOP PROPPING UP DUMBASS QUESTIONS. WHEN WILL THIS USELESS TOKEN WITH NO SOLID MATHEMATICS OR TECH BEHIND BECOME VALUED AT A CERTAIN VALUE.

STOP BEING FOOLED INTO THESE SHILLS PLANS


1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

>>16771687
I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

The only reason why I don't follow chainlink is because it's been clear from the start that sergey does not know what he's doing. He saw that airdrops work here and he decided to promote it, so he came up with an idea on the fly and went with the first name that came into his head. Then he recruited his buddies and started fudding every coin here in August, September and October of 2017. Afterwards, not realizing that he went in way over his head, he decided to promote his shitcoin as much as possible. By some miracle they launched a halfass mainnet that could have been coded in under two months, if they knew what they were doing. Sergey has never had this much money in his life and so he's blown through pretty bad, including paid promoters and marketers. Afterwards, he's been dumping realizing that you can't really build much on ethereum. He tries to delay the thoughts that's he stuck and realizes that he can never deliver. So ultimately his goal is to just wait it out, keep the crowd waiting, keep them biting until maybe Ethereum improves then have the infrastructure or maybe known as the first crypto oracle company, either way he's kind of stupid and not as smart he portrays himself. A boring and uninteresting individual, he is ruthlessly cut-throat and morally ambiguous. He just isn't a good person and his been notorious since his high school days for getting into schemes way over his head. Except this time it's in the millions and with real people's money.

>>16737748
I mean...it's just enough reddit to be real. Papa Serg, call him a gamer word (nigger) for verification. It's ok, you're amongst frens here.

One of us, one of us, one of us.

>>16694655

LINK IS NOT OUR BOARD CULTURE

LINK SHILLS DO NOT BELONG HERE

LINK IS TECH-NONSENSE, IT DOES NOT BELONG HERE

LINK IS A SCAM

LINK IS A FRAUD

SIRGAY IS SCAM MASTER

>>16693182

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>16688855

FUCK CHAINLINK

SIRGAY PRISON 2020 GUARANTEED

>>16687606
>>16687609
>>16687614

32 मिलियन ICO और कोई काम करने वाला उत्पाद SIBOS नहीं 32 million ICO and no working product SIBOS, Google या किसी अन्य के साथ वास्तविक साथी नहीं जो वे दावा करते हैं Not an actual partner with SIBOS, Google or anyone else they claim बिज़ पर 30 धागे लगातार, भुगतान किए गए पदोन्नति, मॉड खरीदे जाते हैं 30 threads on biz constantly, paid promotion, mods are bought Oracles एक उत्पाद नहीं है, HTTP की तरह, खुला स्रोत विकसित किया जाए Oracles are not a product, like HTTP, to be developed open source किसी भी दैवज्ञ या सेवा को बढ़ाने से लागत में वृद्धि होती है और देवता अपने स्वयं के खट्टे साधनों का उपयोग करते हैं Tokenizing any oracle or service adds increased costs and devs would rather use their own sourced tools moab टोकन, 700,000 हर पंप पर बेचा जा रहा है, कोई स्पष्टीकरण नहीं moab token, 700,000 being sold at every pump, no explanation

>>16672448
99% of link “investors” didnt even read the whitepaper. It fucking flopped at sibios, Nazarov was presenting to a crowd of a dozen visibly vegified mongrels and 1 obese women, they all sat right next to toilets. Entire presentation was a laughing stock on the stream, word was Nazarov shit himself on stage near the end, looks like that in the VOD. ICO whales bought up cheap links at insanely low prices, they probably hold as much as Nazarov does. Entire dev team and Nazarov plus whales hired a bunch of legitimate nazis off of /pol/ to make link infographs and memes like they did with the whole jewish question propaganda. Using the work of these convincing /pol/ propagandists, Nazarov hired a handful of paid discord shillgroups and gave them exact hand written textual propaganda. These shills them used the most elaborate memes and infographs coupled with the wordplay of a philosophy major and commenced the largest high effort shilling campaign ever seen on 4chan. Some anon who was apart of one of the paid shillgroups posted proof and then the entire board went down for a couple minutes and the post was scrubbed completely even on warosu. It’s undisputedly true that the mods and jannies are in Nazarovs back pocket hence why the entire fucking board can be nothing be link shill threads and not a single thread will get purged. Couple months back sergey was presenting at some no name convention, with about 10 people, hilariously enough he sat by himself at a table for 30 minutes, not a single person asked him a question.

>>16648193
>>16648230


Time and time again the partnerships are fake, the integrations are not really full integrations, half the time it's mis-marketed, the promises are false and the hype is all fake. I have never ever met such a bunch of deluded fucking idiots in my life; not in churches, not in any other market, not anywhere else for that matter. The sheer level of hypocriscy and the fact that it's all so see-through, I mean you can literally see chainlink behind the promotion, it's like you idiots just bought the shittiest marketing stunt of all time. You're the type to cry when you see a mcdonalds commerical or see a coke billboard, that's how hard you've bought the consumerist, nonsensical tech bullshit lies of sirgay.

Jealous over what? In sats Link has done a x4 in a year and started hitting a marketcap range that's extremely difficult to break through to the perceived limited upside. There are numerous other projects that have massively outperformed it. But for linkies that have held this long it's more emotional now than logical.

A prime example of that is Chainlink needs to hit almost $10bn to do another x10 from here. That's EXTREMELY difficult, especially in this bearish market, yet most Linkies are probably only sitting on a few thousand $ worth of link at most. Maybe a few tens of thousands if they're very lucky. So congrats, an extraordinarily difficult x10 from this point will net most linkies $30k-$100k. Hardly life changing for most.

>>16612281

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off"

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today."

>>16592812
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>16556573
>>16556581

THE MOTHERFUCKING ONLY THING THATS GOING TO HAPPEN IS AN INSANE NUMBER OF SUICIDES FROM YOU STUPID NEET FAGGOTS PROMOTING YOUR SHITSKIN VAPORWARE PROJECT AROUND HERE

>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>>nothing burgers starting with sibos 2017
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action
>Rest of the year = same presentation
>More covert price action
>Hire more shills to promote (You are here)
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

>>16497729
>>indian copy pasta
>>back to india

>>16485182
>that
>interacting with it's bodily fluids
Enjoy your diseases

>>16384440
Go back

Tezzies baking mfw linkfags holding until. 0.00

>>16370331
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>16369142
>doesn't look at the charts
>doesn't sell at $4.50
>doesn't sell at $4
>doesn't sell at $3.50
>doesn't sell at $3
>doesn't sell at $2.50
>doesn't sell at $2.50
>holds to 0

well done

REMINDER

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN "ORACLE PROBLEM"
ORACLES ARE TRANSACTED OUTSIDE OF A BLOCKCHAIN
THIS IDIOT SIRGAY REALLY CONTEMPLATED HTTP PROTCOLS BEING FUNDED BY ICOS

>>16271557
>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>>nothing burgers starting with sibos 2017
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action
>Rest of the year = same presentation (You are here)
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

>>16154891
>>16154907

idk bro i just browse, been here since before they had all these chan 2.0 bullshit. also suck a dick faggot

>>16154876

ya saved my life, feel like i can breathe without all these retarded chainlink faggots

>>16005397
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"