/biz/ - Business & Finance

> ceiling leak
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(btw buy more AQB so that i can become a mutant fish and survive the flood kthx)

I simply live with the pain.

Holy shit it's happening
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/12/business/dukaan-ceo-layoffs-ai-chatbot/index.html

>>55511421
>You have to work endlessly and sacrifice your life so the elite can wiggle their dicks at each other
>Work harder so they can have more fun
>Sorry, market crashed, your 401k is gone, but at least your over lords can shut post

>The ADP report surprised markets in a big way to the upside, showing 497,000 private-sector jobs added in June, more than double the consensus forecast for 220,000.
Ok, wtf is going on? Why isn't it slowing down? This can't be sustainable....

> massive pump at open
> slowly drift back down into red by EOD
I'm tired.

i want to be a father so much :(
if i can't get hitched by my mid-30s, i'll probably adopt.

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I'm going to become the Joker.

I hate everyone, and everything, and I'm not gonna make it.

I will never financially recover from the past 2 weeks of dumping. My portfolio can't take another -10% hit, that's almost -20%!

>>53749834
> new YouTube CEO is another Pajeet
I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

>>53740742
I've been dinged. Those bastards. They dinged me real good.

WHY LINE GO DOWN
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GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP

> bouta have a six figure tax bill this year
I am unwell.

> it's that time of the year when everyone asks for donations so that little Timmy can have a toy truck for Christmas
FUCK YOU TIMMY

I'm in pain.

>>51309372
Haha are you me

> half of my 2022 RSUs vested this week
> share price is down 50%
I guess I could try holding since I think the company has solid financials and I'm pretty confident that it'll eventually go back up, but it's still painful.

> rates go up another 75bps
I will literally never be able to afford a home.

I WANT MY MOMMY

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>50k in miners and other stocks in my custom modded minecraft server where I paper trade
>god knows how much physical lost in a hiking and boating accident
>30k in crypto I forgot the keys to

I still feel like I wont make it.