/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wtf was that pump???

When we go negative interest rates feel free to hold SOXL and TQQQ long term. Until then you are exit liquidity for grifters like the bulls in this /smg/ thread.

Don't you end up paying more fees with DCA and also risk having the price go up while you are still trying to accumulate as opposed to investing in one lump sum at any given price? Preferably the bottom.

I get a free company car and fuel, how can I profit from this. Also looking at doing uber and door dash with it to make extra cash when Im not working

What's your plan, negus?

Once you know the job you are no longer gaining from the investment (time and effort you are putting forward)

The 600 dollars they give you each week no longer covers rent and expenses due to today's prices (just get a cheaper hobby kek)

You somehow keep working telling yourself it's stable work and stable income. You rely on credit and your 600 dollars is now paying for the previous week's expenses.

You can't seem to get a hold of anything. Maybe you can just sell all your shit but when you calculate your assets it works out to around 20k including the clothes on your back.

You tell yourself I'm saving for my retirement. (At this rate I will retire with 500k spread over 20years. That's 25k a year assuming I live to 80 and retire at 67.)

That's 40 years of brain smoothing my guys.

Yo like I actually need help to exit the matrix.

Hmmmmmm

How do I make my money work for me?

Scambros, pls do the needful, I need more monies, which and when is the next rug?

I'm feelin' lucky

>buy crypto with fiat
>Hm what if I decide to convert this back to monies
>It's instantly worth less than what I paid

Is this the power of cryptography?

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble
Sell now and make it double
Watch it pop to see your world crumble