/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28442842
Nah, being a grown up sucks.
I'm gonna die a manchild, rich or poor.

There is only a small handful of pickup lines that work, and they are to be interjected after Hello's, not right out of the gate.

For example
>Hi
>Hello (girl name here)
If she texts back, wait. If nothing after hellos, still wait, ~5min. Then and only then can you drop this extra dank, panties-soakin line:
>How much does a polar bear weigh?
>...uh idk anon??
>Enough to break the ice!
Congrats, you're in.

Alternatively:
>Wanna get a pizza and screw?
+short pause+
>What, you don't like pizza?

Hopefully these tips will help you slip her the ol' sausíge.