/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55575043
We go to 0

>>26758500
Fuck off schizo

reported, dumb whore

>>26067752
>sats
>only purpose is to convert them into USD which is exactly why you care about the USD valuation of bitcoin so much

muh sats, gtfo

>>26038389
>full blown alt season
>link only does a 5x

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>>25074086
>>25073945
>trannies are recycling fud now

Link is a bear market coin.

>>24091032
cope faggot

I saw Sergey Nazarov at Burning Man last week. He was wearing his blue lucky T-shirt unbuttoned, a pair of butterfly wings, and literally nothing else. I was taken aback at the size of the guy (seriously hung), but anyways I introduced myself and said I was a big fan of his work and was interested to know what he was doing out here. He took a while to respond, I think he was stoned or coming off some acid or something but then he giggled “I am here for alternative networking. I just got kicked out of the google tent so I am exploring the possibilities of decentralizing my presence on the playa.” He was obviously out here to have a good time but then I thought back to my link stack, which I had to sell half of to buy my ticket to the burn and got a little ticked off. I asked aren’t you supposed to be working? Isn’t main net supposedly right around the corner? And he said “supposedly, main net is made of cheese” and that was the final straw and in my mind I decided to go back to camp, get on binance on my iphone and dump my link. I politely wished him a good burn and went to leave as he mumbled something about checking out the “orgy tent” which was “permissionless.” What did he mean by this?

Could the pump today be insider trading for Oracle integration?

>>22695134
>>22694663
Fuck you niggers. I bought at .25$ and never took profit. You are more than pathetic.

>still chainlink 1000$ EOY

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

>>21745719
>..so Sergey chainlink is an app like Flappybirds right?

so many memories

>>21365504
you seem to have miss the point sir,
you have multiple nodes gathering data from separate sources and then coming to consensus with the data in order to emit a trusted output.
ironically, you highlight why centralization IS a bad thing and why Chainlink is THE solution.

>>21080593
cringe

>>20761442
Not sure why youre typing to me still, are you touched in the head? I bought link in 2017 and have over $1mm in it, enjoy holding RLC I guess? I don't know what you want me to say but you sound really insecure.

>>20483768

Get out of my face bitch

>Rothschilds bow to Serg
>In contact with Sminem
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Russia with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Tsar blood line
>Chainlink will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Nazagrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be ‘Nazarov’ babies
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Pajeet scriptures tell of an angel, clothed in plaid who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment, financial prosperity and unprecedented technological progress with them
>You likely have Chainlink in your wallet right now
>Sergey is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Russian Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the mining bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned how to code in under a week
>Nation states entrust their crypto wallets to him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Nazarov
>He about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to chainlink’s rise to $1k at the end of 2020. We don't know his ultimate plan is yet. We hope he’s a benevolent being.

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