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This shit is too schizo but it's entertaining.

i have $2000 CAD, $3500 in crypto and no job, am i gonna make it

>>52295989
>CPI and election """results""" the same day

>>51679320
It's those families fault that they thought they can compete with megacorporations. The future of the world is them working for my KO dividends.

also, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51553993
blessed newfriend

>>50958217

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50313073
What happened

>>50013026
Crab

>>50012024
Balkanization can't come soon enough.

WTF IS GOING ON

WTF IS GOING ON

First we AAAAAAAAAA
Then we OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>OOOOO
>AAAAA
>OOOOO
>AAAAA

Why does american media NEED the chin*se audience so much? Can’t they make enough profit from their own people?

>>49328722
>He doesn't know about the 3x /smg/ bull/bear ETF from Direxion launching next quarter

For the hogechads I offer council. I bought 200m when that only costed $500 and sold it when it was worth $1500. A meager 3x but because of slippage at the time I still hold 5m hoge. Hogeybros, that 200m would be $20k right now. A word of advice for the hogechads left in this game, be patient to cash out initial and always leave enough in the game to be worth the initial risks. Godspeed to heavens gate, beyond the moon hogechads, godspeed.

>>30347205
>That's also how you lose out when shit keeps pumping and gaining momentum
Wrong
The momentum keeps going, but it first must blow some steam off for a bit. Find me a coin that kept going up after a 40%+ day.
I'm not saying you abandon the coin, just leave it to cool off a bit. What truly pumps something are 10 to 20 percenters.

Dude, trust me, I'm basically a billionaire in the waiting

>>30275986
you should stop investing in 3x ETFs if you can't handle the ride. Bought SOXL at 40, 35 and 30. Today gonna be awesome either way.

>>30244748
Show me my future, OP

EVERY GODDAMN DAY IT'S JUST THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENING HERE

>>30233314
If you bought GG1 and held it? Fucked.
If you passively farmed GG1? Nothing, you got it for free in the first place and at worst you're just generating less BUSD than you did before. GG1 are resistant to a dump to zero because they're deflationary with a limited supply. Also, by the time GG1 plummets you'll be getting GG2 instead.

Most yield farms start at 1,000,000% and then drop to less than 1% over time. This includes the farms attached to GG1. The incubator, however, might unironically stay above 1% perpetually due to the layer design, and if you know anything about compounding you realize that APY maintaining itself over 1% for a couple months is enough to turn 4 figures into 6.
If you think everyone isn't going to be selling their grandma for GG2 the second it's released next week, you're delusional. The hype was enough for Goose to flip Autos. Real money's watching now, including CZ/Binance because they want to shill good BSC projects. That's enough guaranteed longevity to make bank, only BTC dying could possibly stop it.
Buy EGG or stay poor, basically.

Is XRP a scam?