/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27138334
never was, never will be dude

>>26576972
you already know

I am completely demoralised. Fudders you won

>>22619078

"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

>>22525182
>>22523387
>>22517347
>>22517036
>>22517087
>>YES, YES. WHAT IS MORE LIKELY? A COMPANY THAT STARTED ON 4CHAN HAS PEOPLE PAID TO POST ON IT'S BEHALF OR A SPOOKY SHADOW CONSPIRACY OF PEOPLE WHO HATE CHAINLINK AND GATHER TOGETHER TO FUD IT
>>YES, YES. WHALES ARE FUDDING TO DROP THE PRICE TO ACCUMULATE MORE ON A REMOTE CORNER OF THE INTERNET ON ONE OF THE MOST HOSTILE AND UNREGULATED WEBSITES
>>YES, YES. YOU ARE A FOOL FOR SELLING A DEPRECATING ASSET. YOU MUST HOLD THE LINE FOR ME WHILE I DUMP.
>>YES, YES. ENJOY THIS FUNNY MEME. DOESN'T IT GIVE YOU JOY? THEREFORE WHEN YOUR BRAIN ASSOCIATES JOY WITH THIS TOKEN YOU KEEP HODLING WHILE I SMASH YOUR FUCKING NEET DREAMS
>>YES YES. THIS FUD IS INORGANIC AND SOME IMBECILE IN HIS MOM'S BATHTUB FILLED WITH LARD IS POSTING, NOT BECAUSE HE'S TIRED OF A TRILLION PAID POSTINGS BY LITERAL PAJEETS BUT BECAUSE HE IS JEALOUS OF OUR X10... X8... X6... X4.. X2... X1.. - 500% GAINS
>>KEEP FUCKING BUYING DUDE.
>>HODL THAT SELL WALL 4 ME BOIS
>>ALL FUD AND THREADS ARE ORGANIC
Shut the fuck up LIDF

>>22497237
>>22497339
The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 3 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

If LINK weren't dependent on /biz/ and reliant on a team of private Discord shills that conveniently begin shilling around the same exact time everyday (6 AM EST), they clearly wouldn't need to have 25 threads up at the same time to prove this convoluted point... For that matter, why do so many Linkies have to step up and try their hand at justifying themselves in this thread if it really doesn't matter that much? If it doesn't matter, why are you all so defensive, so easily triggered, so quick to project and insult when the smallest of things don't go your way?
I'll be honest in saying that, had it not been for the obnoxious level of spam, I might have bought a bag. At this point? I wouldn't touch it with a 12 ft pole.

link posters win because there is a prolonged and dedicated effort by you and others like you to spam incessantly to the point that moderation can't begin to keep up or is in direct collusion with you. there's nothing organic about it.

>down 33% before the smart contract summit
now imagine how much its gonna tank after the summit is confirmed to be a huge nothing burger LMAO

$4 EOM

>>21686988
>thinking farmers will ever use that
lmao i bet that startup had ZERO clients
absolute state of this vaporware shitcoin

>>21567869
I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

vaporware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn5f3yN3lr0&t=12m21s
>so i think the thing im really here to tell you is that the limitations that were in this space even a year ago about making decentralized financially products, making events driven contracts, making scalable smart contract code. a lot of these limitations are falling away and i think the people that take advantage of this new environment that allows them to build new truly useful things will be the people that come to build the use cases which redefine our industry. and i think you are those people, i am the work who pretty much works all the time to bring these capabilities to you and you are the extremely talented people who are going to take those capabilities and i personally believe are going to redefine the space once again by building the use cases which truly come to take us from blockchains are about those tokens things to blockchains are the dominate form of digital agreement that powers the global financial industry, the global trade finance industry, the global insurance industry in a way that trickles down and benefits the average person.

so he pretty much admits that he depends on crypto developers (that is, shitcoin creating scammers) to create this brave new world and all you faggots think hes working with swift and whatever not? how many layers of delusion are you retards in?

>>19389338
I hate introverts physically, I despise those kinds of people. I can hardly bear to talk to them. They have the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. They are arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, their arrogance is unlimited. And that makes me almost nauseous with anger and disgust. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s afraid. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

Introverts are ridiculously arrogant. Their "humbleness" is arrogance. Their "shyness" is arrogance. They are as arrogant as anyone else. But you won't know that because they are afraid. They don't talk much not because they are shy or quiet, but because they are afraid. Afraid of being made fun of, afraid of being humiliated. Afraid of other people. This is where the arrogance, and the contradiction comes in. Introverts crave validation; they crave it more than any extrovert. They want to be praised, they want to be glorified. But the fear of humiliation prevents them from striving for it. It makes them paranoid. That fear drives them to hate everyone else, to antagonize everyone else, to sit in a corner and spit on everyone who passes by.

Now, what will our poor little introvert do now that he can't get his validation from other people? He will be put on a pedestal, by himself; he will rub the nose of others in the dirt, by himself, all in his own mind. This is why they are so passive aggressive: they don't need to bring you down physically, you are already humiliated in their own minds.

>>16778995

Best thing I've found is not to reason with them or deal with them like human beings. They are purely emotional driven, completely incapable of logic. Treat them like the sub-humans they are, just copy paste interesting tidbits about this scam. The public needs to know.

The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 3 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.


• It's already up 10x, and there is zero indication that anyone can get even a 2x going forward
• Sirgay goes to business meetings in a shirt that he only washes once every 3 (three) months, and never takes off, even when he goes to sleep; how can anyone take him seriously?
• Most Linklets have $500 or less "invested" in this shitcoin; nobody is going to "make it", and 99% of these so-called investors are absolute loser incels
• The "oracle problem" simply does not exist
• ChainLink will literally not exist in less than 5 years
• 630 + 70 = 700

>>16690854

>>price feed updates, how cool! Check MOAB token price now!
>>how much link for a gf like this?
>>thread to post x for chainlink, we live here
>>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>It keeps going up! (is at the same price)
>>DUDE LEVERAGE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE FOR NON-SOLUTION UNSOLVEABLE NON-NECESSARY TECH, DOOODE DOO IT LAMOO
>>bullshit meme photo, no context, no discussion, just a random dumbass nigger post
>>sibos
>>guys i have 700 tokens of shitty scam, please how do i make it thread
>>another link general, we need one every ten minutes!
>>guys my ex/gf/wife found me out, we're broke but have 50k link thread
>>all in, never selling, always HODL thread
>>just risked my entire financial stability on this token, y-you guys should b-buy too right?
>>LINK will reach 1000 END OF YEAR
>>Insider here, just keep buying!
>>Some vague company has increased profits, all thanks to chinklink!
>>some bullshit random thread to keep the link psychosis going
>>just non-stop chainlink posting
>>getting kicked out, have xbox and link, what do thread?
>>look at update 235098523, keep buying buds!

what other paid promotions am I missing?

This thread is solid proof of chainlink shilling from the chainlink team by Sirgay. Hurry up anons, report to the SEC, let's get Sirgay in cuffs already.

>>16683748


Much of that is actual token holders executing transactions because they want to pump their bags, so they execute small orders. Secondly, a lot of that is the actual heartbeat network, chainlink themselves running continual orders to "ensure" their network stays afloat, essentially make it a talking point like you have here. We know zero actual people use chainlink because there are NO DAPPS that actually use their service. Zero. None.

And there never will be, because the cost of using their API will exceed hosting costs such as AWS by many, many multiples. If they wanted to become like AWS for information retrieval in terms of cost, they would need tons of infrastructure which I haven't heard a single peep about. Just more useless marketing which devs, shills or however closely related you are to the team, post here.

The idea doesn't make sense. The service doesn't make sense. And even if it were to, the costs, gargantuan as they are, would not make sense for any company... particularly small startups with zero budget. This is why chainlink is so desperate to show some development by other tokens (the infamous MOAB deflationary token tweet) so that they can marketdump some more and continue their marketing.

Lastly, before I finish this proper spanking and send you home, the service you are referring to is just a contract side price query for Ethereum. Useless because I could do the same thing for ZERO cost with this,

https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/ethereum/

or

https://api.etherscan.io/api?module=stats&action=ethprice

Are you seriously telling me you retards spent over 50 million trying to do that? Create something which I can get a link for and execute immediately then send to a contract I control?

>>16646501

fuck THE FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

>>16646588

all recycled calls made by anons and the chainlink team

>>16646720

• It's already up 10x, and there is zero indication that anyone can get even a 2x going forward
• Sirgay goes to business meetings in a shirt that he only washes once every 3 (three) months, and never takes off, even when he goes to sleep; how can anyone take him seriously?
• Most Linklets have $500 or less "invested" in this shitcoin; nobody is going to "make it", and 99% of these so-called investors are absolute loser incels
• The "oracle problem" simply does not exist
• ChainLink will literally not exist in less than 5 years
• 630 + 70 = 700


If LINK weren't dependent on /biz/ and reliant on a team of private Discord shills that conveniently begin shilling around the same exact time everyday (6 AM EST), they clearly wouldn't need to have 25 threads up at the same time to prove this convoluted point... For that matter, why do so many Linkies have to step up and try their hand at justifying themselves in this thread if it really doesn't matter that much? If it doesn't matter, why are you all so defensive, so easily triggered, so quick to project and insult when the smallest of things don't go your way?
I'll be honest in saying that, had it not been for the obnoxious level of spam, I might have bought a bag. At this point? I wouldn't touch it with a 12 ft pole.

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

thanks for the money

because its a scam

>>16391758
yes. enjoy the bags, reddit

Rory is offlimits nufags. He helps us only if we don't rip on him that's the deal

sub $1 soon
ICO price in 2020

>>16184968

wow i am so glad someone finally found the encrypted USB that had sergey's blog post on it.