/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Instead of going to my usual AMP and paying $150 for sex, I skipped it this week and contacted a girl who likes me

What are the financial implications of this?

>19
>3k
>10/10

I WOULD RATHER BE HOMELESS THAN WORK!

You guys aren't setting limit orders on LINK, are you?

So I started fucking around with Robinhood. I've no done no real research and basically Yahoo finance articles. I'm down about 200 but overall because initially I was messing with Penny stocks. Which turns out to be retarded with a basic RH account imo. I ate the loss on some thing and overhauled my portfolio.

Anyway I'd just like some general advice or we're I maybe wasting time and what is worth holding on too. As you will see I am a complete casual but I think a heavy focus on dividends is the right idea.
BBL 6 shares
FNV 1
F 21
T 4
BAC 3
XOM 3
AXP 1
CVX 2
MPC 4
IEO 2
KO. 2
TD. 1
AM. 2
Thanks in advance for any tips

>empty out utensils
>place note stating customers must request at register, you can use excuse that you are "going green"
>make sure you are ready when he arrives
>when he goes to grab utensils, get his attention
>"here you go sir"
>make sure to smile
>give him special utensils that you dipped in poison or something to make him shit himself uncontrollably
>if he tries to blame you later, you can brush it off since "utensils are only available upon request from paying customers"

>Many online merchants are allowing purchases with Bitcoin
>New Bitcoin ATMs being installed in major cities
>300+ New Bitcoin nodes since 2018
>SEC relaxing regulations on cryptocurrencies
>Jeff Bezos say crypto is the future

WE ARE BACK!

$100K EOY