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>>22892363

If your workplace distributes masks for employees, feel free to run your mucus hands over a bunch of them while picking yours out. Bonus points if you place an already used mask back into the pile as a new one.

Stick your finger in your nose, get a huge glob of mucus, and rub it along all the entrance doorknobs. Make sure you rub a lot onto the bathroom handles too, that way if someone wages their hands, they'll have to still touch coronadoor on the way out.

Wear your mask, but do the retarded nigger move of having your nose sticking out since nobody understands how masks work and nobody calls people out for not wearing them right.

If your workplace has a cafeteria that has paper plates and plastic forks provided, feel free to cough all over those whole nobody is looking.

If your workplace has a fridge for employees, feel free to cough on people's food in the fridge and put it back.

If your workplace has bottles of hand sanitizer for employees to use, unscrew the head and take a piss in it (make sure you drink a lot of water so your urine is clear). This won't spread the virus, but it'd be funny as fuck.

But honestly even with all of this o doubt you'd spread it to anyone. This memevirus lives for like 2 minutes outside of the body and you have to literally put it into your nose, mouth, or eyes for it to actually infect you. I honestly don't know how people get infected with it. My wife got it about a month ago and I literally made out with her every day to try getting it. I got nothing, she had sniffles for like a week and was just extra sleepy through the day, and then it went away like nothing.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP