/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56682016
>>56682023
put your hands up where i can see them
RIGHT NOW

>>29481868
I want to curbstomp every fucking kike cuck poster on this fucking board. Millionaire nigger athletes can barely get fat white women.

>>29003288
Show us your green card pajeet

>>28967605
Sorry sir, you have to show ID.

>>26998068
>>26998065
>DE JUDAN
Reddit has literally convinced you that this is going to play out by bankrupting hedge funds when it really is just a dip in revenue, a bad year, that will be correctable with funding they are guaranteed to get. They are not sweating over this.

Meanwhile you faggots are about to lose all your money while Redditors fill their sacks full of cash on the contributions of total fucking marketing newfags that just installed Robinhood and threw thousands of dollars they can't afford on a few negligent GME shares because of memes parroted there.

This is going to be disastrous, not to them, but to the entire Reddit army of 99%ers that you proudly claim to be a part of.

https://www.criminallawyergroup.com/practice-areas/securities-and-commodities-fraud/pump-dump-schemes/

I would like to take a moment to remind everyone here that advertising and enacting a pump and dump scheme is a federal crime with a penalty of up to five years in prison.

Rubic shills, I think it would be wise to familiarize yourself with this law before you get taken to Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison.

Open up. This is the LARP Police. We've been getting reports of people with 50k link stacks. We're gonna need to see some screenshots.

>>26081327
good evening, sir. this is the larp police. yes, 15k stinkers does in fact require a screenshot.