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>>15256374
get uhhh a qt Italian gf
if you buy Italian bonds right now they're probably yielding about zero % or negative so get Argentinian bonds.

or just hold JeromeBucks for now (worth more than any paper printed in those third world shitholes) and buy index funds (US equities) when they feel right

>>15256391
we can't simulate a feeling with computers (yet). we still need to establish person-on-person contact to really work through our feelings properly ~
Take a shower, I'm on my way over