/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Fed restricts dollar swaps and tightens the belt to make the US dollar scarce and drive up DXY
>middle east faggots killing themselves
>faggot countries around the world selling their US treasuries to prop up their own currencies by buying their own bonds
>DXY skyrockets
>faggot countries go under and sign new slavery contracts with the IMF (aka the USG)
>Fed reverses course and creates a ton of money and buys up all of the cheap US treasuries, erasing all of USG debt. This happens over a long weekend or bank holiday.
>markets wake up the following morning and shit themselves
>gold proceeds to $10,000/oz