/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20209080
Set up a website with a fake artist biography (you can always pretend that it's part of the art if somebody finds out), then offer your artwork for absurd prices (1.200$ limited series 3/24, charcoal on linen, Untitled) and throw a couple hundred dollars at internet ads to promote your site. Pretend like the site is already well established and call the ad "Summer Catalogue, now available". Name your website "The Greenblatt Galery" or something.

Eventually, some moron will buy one of your "pieces" and you'll recoup your investment in a single day. Keep faking it until you make it. If someone investigates, pretend to be your own secretary and tell everyone that the artist is very reclusive / has depression / a drug addiction (or a mixture thereof).

Don't use this >>20209206 under any circumstances, it looks too much like actual art but also too generic, like regular tatoo art. Your art must look like absolute dogshit and show nothing whatsoever so it seems believable that it's modern art. Once your scam is established you can lower your effort even more and graduate to selling blank canvases or shitting on them as part of your journey as an artist.

Keep detailed track of your scam activities with a video log in which you mock and degrade your buyers. After a couple of years, burn the Vlog on DVDs, call it your magnum opus and sell it for 200$ a copy.