/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20493055
cope harder

>>18438247
You get evicted and live either in your car or with the other bobos somewhere in a forest cave

>Be me
>Started investing in medical marijuana back when it was first being legalized
>Got enough to retire within a few years
>Kept investing more and more until it was legalized for recreational use
>This is when I really made it big
>I now have millions of dollars and a constant supply of MORE coming due to it slowly being legalized throughout the world
>Now I come here to laugh at cryptofags for gambling on shitcoins

TL;DR I’m a marijuana billionaire because I was smart and invested in an industry that was going to explode fast.

Be smart with investing, maybe someday you’ll make it big like me. Some things are guaranteed. How could you NOT make it from something like that?

>>18263186
>Me

I invested in marijuana back when it was first legalized. Like the next day. Made millions, and still have a constant supply of more money coming while it slowly legalizes throughout the world.

It’s pretty easy to make it desu. Just be smart. Cryptofags are too reliant on gambling. Some things are guaranteed if you choose wisely.

>>18238193
I’d blow it all on drugs and hookers.
Lifelong parties for me and all of my friends.
There is no need to invest it or anything, that money will last forever.

Any other answer is stupid.