/biz/ - Business & Finance

>pays gypsies to spam link fud threads
>they are also shilling fucking xrp in the meantime

is he getting desperate?

sloppy simpeon seems busy today, liquidation must be close

p-pls stop the pump

G

Imagine you are some poor slav born in a shithole village in Bulgaria. All your life you lived around gypsies imagining an escape from that world. Meanwhile your parents did everything in their power to help you get a good education. Your father took 3 shifts in the factory and your mom sucked so many trucker dicks that it was impossible to count the amount. But they did it, they've provided their little Sim-Sim a great education and at last he was able to save himself from that hellhole.

But you can never take a gypsy out of a poor bulgar and that's what happened. You start to use gypsy tricks to get ahead in the world, you start to scam people because you don't know any better, and you succeed at one point in 2014 but get caught later on. since you are such an irrelevant retard, they let you carry on.

A few years later, you notice the crypto bubble and how it looks like something you can explode, you know all the gypsy scamming tricks after all. You and a few of your like minded scammer friends create a website that lets people """stake""" their well earned coins there. It's beautiful! You don't even need to anything and people are paying you 1% with every staked coin!

>borrows millions of LINK
>market sells
>????
>profit

Why doesn't everyone do this with literally every coin? it's so easy. Just set your shorts before you market dump and enjoy the free money.