/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20271297
Absolutely, I'm trying to curb my expectations but I can truly and honestly see it getting into the low - 20s. Even if it hit the low case scenario we're going to make out with double from where we got in, feels good.

Everyday I wake up,
Butt naked as per usual,
I get out of bed and stretch,
I look to my right at my full body mirror,
I admire the body I've been given that was sculpted by God himself,
I look myself in the eye and wink,
"It should be illegal to be this sexy" I say,
I check my portfolio and see that I’m up,
Massive profits from Proton XPR as always,
Go about my day knowing I’m on top.

>>19229589
it's hard that I have to decide between
>crushing the global economy by staying in
or
>killing boomers by going out
but I chose the first option

>HODL

how much welfare do you get per week, /biz/?

Had sex today and I’m 21. It was period sex too

>Yes I did once run a mall kiosk in a ghetto war zone in the southeast US and carry a mac10 in a backpack under the counter all for $9 an hour, why do you ask?

>you’re gonna be a CASHIER some day

i dont know. That face is a bit too box shaped to be chad level

>>18960000
i talked about how i hated my girlfriend for asking for money on dates. And lots of posters (on 4chan mind you) said
>How could you! shes your girlfriend not some camwhore
>stop being a cheap nigger and act rich
dont believe the lies. A girl would bend over backwards if she truly liked you. You think gigachad has to pay for meals?

Why yes, I do eat my own shit to save money. How could you tell?

How could you tell?

>It's gold bars or nothing babe

>>18247328

>>18115924
>The industrial revolution was a mistake

>>17571028
>The problem is that youre picturing yourself as an animewatching manlet that cant get girls.

>dude.... just pretend you look like pic, and girls will for sure see you that way

wow, its like i never heard this a million times before

>>17052555
You think I need some Anonymous faggot on the internet to analyze the underlying value of a security?
You bet your ass I bought that one share.

>>17035210
I'm going to call them, LARP as a major shareholder, and pressure them into announcing a vaccine

>>17012590
your mother will be my penis's host anon

>>16996764

>pic rel

>why yes I like to post link larp fantasy threads to crush hopes and dreams.

THIS RECESSION OR LINK $1000 NEEDS TO HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>why yes i own a big stack of ETH, how could you tell?